DOA Movie Trailer
I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive. It ain’t pretty.
Sure, DOA isn’t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.
General Advisory: May cause blindness.
WTF?
WTF happened to Kasumi?
WTF is this one?
WTF are they using katana?
Kill Bill 3? WTF?
WTF?
She’s no Japanese ninja! WTF?
Looking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?
I warned you, didn’t I?
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:39 pm
o_O wtf… they ain’t even hot.
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:44 pm
OmFg!!!! I almost fell off of my chair when I looked at the pics and read the captions. I was laughing so hard, tears started streaming down, so I guess the maker of this thread was right bout me going blind, but I think that this movie would be worth it for the sheer horridity of it would be a laughing stock.
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:46 pm
Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）。。。。。。。。 うそ！！！ ほんきよ！？
this more worst than i ever imagine !
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:47 pm
Wow if they took a good video games series and turned it into this, I wonder what the Halo movie is going to look like? *shivers* …on the second thought, I dont wanna know…
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:56 pm
rofl.
So sad…
November 22nd, 2005 at 10:53 pm
i..am left speechless.. (in a bad way of course)
November 23rd, 2005 at 12:13 am
Thought I would check up the site before I sleep…
I swear I cant sleep now(and even if I can I will have nightmares)..o_O
November 23rd, 2005 at 1:12 am
That was really scary…i shouldn’t have looked but if you like DoA you have to^^
What the hell did they do to Kasumi…the girls may be cute and all but they don’t fit to be playing the role of any girl from DoA…:(
November 23rd, 2005 at 2:10 am
It looks like they’re keeping the ‘game movies have to be bad, and not at all related to the game they came from’ tradition alive. :P This is like having Halo without SPARTANs, Warthogs, or guns. I never thought anyone would make Street Fighter: The Movie look good… but these guys are well on their way to doing so.
November 23rd, 2005 at 2:13 am
why do i have a feeling that this post is going to be your most popular post ?
Back to topic, yes those girls definately suck, and that’s from someone who hasn’t played the DOA games :).
November 23rd, 2005 at 5:24 am
Lol, nice comments, DM :D How can Team Ninja let them do this to their baby? But no matter how good looking the girls could have been, I still think Team Ninja should just make a CG movie our of their series instead of a “live action” movie.
November 23rd, 2005 at 12:46 pm
OMFG! This is crap!! There’s not even all the chracters + there’s some other characters that aren’t even in the game. And they suck at picking actresses because all of them are all white girls only (NOT EVEN HOT)!!! Not like in the game!!! WTF happened to Lei Fang? They did not even put her in this thing! Why is Ayane a white girl ninja? She’s a Japanese Ninja, NOT WHITE! Just by looking at these screen shots, I coulds tell that this crap is bull shit!!!
November 23rd, 2005 at 5:39 pm
That’s it. I’m going on a hunger strike. This is nothing short of a travesty.
What on EARTH makes them think fans will appreciate this (or do they even care)?
November 23rd, 2005 at 9:11 pm
テクモ馬鹿わはー
November 24th, 2005 at 3:12 am
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BOOBIES???
I WANT THE BOOBIESS!!!!!11!!11ONE!