Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuuutsu
The title is NOT a typo.
The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of ￥3,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…
WARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.
Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)
Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.
Yuri Kousaka (香坂百合) stars as Haruhi Hahiru.
“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”
“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”
“Mmmmm… sausage.”
“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”
WTF?
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website.
As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;
Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.
P.S. Max Factory’s new 1/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.
Hobbystock added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.
October 26th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
About time. Took them long enough though.
October 26th, 2006 at 8:58 pm
Thus maintaining the adage that you can find porn of anything on the Internet.
Narf.
October 26th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
The promo vid is an exact screen by screen, frame by frame of the Ad for Haruhi DVD featuring Aya Hirano.
The original can be view here :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9maSsc24TA
This said, the Japanese had made pron parodies of everything except of the Holy Mother Virgin Mary. It will be THE DAY if they do so.
October 26th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
We so expected this…
October 26th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
LETS BUY IT. LOOL.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
I am seriously considering that possibility, but don’t tell MDA.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
I’d watch it.
(ps: straight girl)
October 26th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
TMA has done another porn parody of Fate Stay Night earlier this year :-
http://www.tma.co.jp/page_top/faith_movie/faith.html
It was pretty good for a laugh. So I expect the attempts of Haruhi to be of the same standard. Worth checking but not worth collecting.
I expect Kanon to be their next target. Will watch it. Might buy it if they have 祐〇 X あ〇 X 〇雪 3-some.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Need oO!
October 26th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
BTW, Hahiru does not seem to feature Imouto. So this is not a win with me. Will watch it for the humour sake only.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:38 pm
I’m guessing these are the people that also did the “Rozes Maiden” porn parody.
October 26th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Is someone regretting placing a pre-order for the bunny suit figure now?
October 26th, 2006 at 11:03 pm
Oh Orochi, you silly lolicon. :3
October 26th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
o.O wt…H……
October 26th, 2006 at 11:27 pm
1/6 ?! OMG
….
Great place to make a typo …
October 26th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
I have… no idea what you speak of. <_<
October 27th, 2006 at 1:18 am
AT LEAST THIS ONE IS BETTER THAN FATE/STAY NIGHT’S ONE. LOL.
Man, DM if you managed to get it shipped over, I’m so buying it from you. Haha. Provided the MDA doesn’t raid your house for more porn.
You would kill more fanboys if you told them Aya was on it.
October 27th, 2006 at 3:02 am
Why, oh Japan? WHY?
You just messed with one of my most worshipped series of all time.
May the wrath of Haruhi burn you to ashes for defiling her holy chastity.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Good God, this is making me throw up.
I think I’ll check it out when it comes out.
>>>BTW, Hahiru does not seem to feature Imouto. So this is not a win with me. Will watch it for the humour sake only.
If they did sneak in an eight year old girl…