Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuuutsu
The title is NOT a typo.
The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of ￥3,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…
WARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.
Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)
Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.
Yuri Kousaka (香坂百合) stars as Haruhi Hahiru.
“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”
“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”
“Mmmmm… sausage.”
“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”
WTF?
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website.
As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;
Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.
P.S. Max Factory’s new 1/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.
Hobbystock added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.
October 26th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
I have… no idea what you speak of. <_<
October 27th, 2006 at 1:18 am
AT LEAST THIS ONE IS BETTER THAN FATE/STAY NIGHT’S ONE. LOL.
Man, DM if you managed to get it shipped over, I’m so buying it from you. Haha. Provided the MDA doesn’t raid your house for more porn.
You would kill more fanboys if you told them Aya was on it.
October 27th, 2006 at 3:02 am
Why, oh Japan? WHY?
You just messed with one of my most worshipped series of all time.
May the wrath of Haruhi burn you to ashes for defiling her holy chastity.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Good God, this is making me throw up.
I think I’ll check it out when it comes out.
>>>BTW, Hahiru does not seem to feature Imouto. So this is not a win with me. Will watch it for the humour sake only.
If they did sneak in an eight year old girl…
October 27th, 2006 at 5:08 am
Er…poor Haruhi. Must be the worst adaptation I’ve ever heard of.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:55 am
This is not a first attempt actually :-
http://www.gakuensai.jp/actress/rika/index.html
Expect more to come.
October 27th, 2006 at 6:34 am
mmm… that haruhi fig looks so awesome…
too bad you can’t seem to find it anywhere else but hobbystock right now… hopefully hlj gets some so i can get it over here in the u.s….
and on the subject of “Hahiru” porn: ive got my doujins, kthnxbye
October 27th, 2006 at 8:11 am
And to think I’ve actually watched the F/SN porn flick…
October 27th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Do you call this a erodoujin live-action?
The Hirano Aya spoof is roflmao. I’m surprised Tsubaki-wai-wai-hirano-aya-frothing-fanboy isn’t offended.
I wonder how will Mikuru look like.
October 27th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Imagine some underaged people wanting some Haruhi DVDs and instead stumbling upon this, overlooking the typo…
October 27th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Doubt it’ll be with the other DVD’s so it should be quite obvious :p
Anyways, I send out mails to the major importing website, and they’re all releasing the figures. Sadly enough they didn’t take order per mail though so I’ll be refreshing every 5 minutes.
My worst fear would be getting Mikuru and Yuki but missing out on Haruhi T_T
October 27th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
lol.. they defiled haruhi .arghhhhhhh
October 27th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Yuri Kousaka has a debut album by Moodyz/ISM.
Interested in the torrent link? Lolz.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Oh, how the sacred have been deflowered. Seriously, this will be a huge blog post of angst from blow to the fanboys.
And why are the news on the Haruhi figure and the “Hahiru” porn really on one post? :/
October 28th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I want it T_T