Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuuutsu
The title is NOT a typo.
The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of ￥3,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…
WARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK
Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.
Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)
Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.
Yuri Kousaka (香坂百合) stars as Haruhi Hahiru.
“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”
“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”
“Mmmmm… sausage.”
“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”
WTF?
I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website.
As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;
Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.
P.S. Max Factory’s new 1/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.
Hobbystock added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.
October 30th, 2006 at 2:29 am
We’ve got your order! Thank you very much!
Figure = mine
November 1st, 2006 at 10:49 am
WTF???
Oh my … :lol:
November 23rd, 2006 at 12:05 am
BURN THE HERETIC!!!
KILL THE MUTANT!!!
PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!
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March 13th, 2007 at 11:07 pm
That simply does not surprise me. But the lack of Haruhi fanboys going ZOMG WTF N00BSAUCE and crying “bloody murder” simply does surprise me. Oh well, I guess the explosion of outraged/overjoyed fanboys has yet to come.
December 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Mmmm..sausage.. :D
February 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
If anyone ever mentions China’s tendency for blatant disregard of intellectual copyright, in light of its developing status, I’m just gonna point this shit out to them.
February 4th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Yes, but there is a slight difference in that this arguably has creative value as a parody while Chinese bootlegs are generally just bootlegs.
April 21st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
wtf?….she doesn’t look like haruhi…>.<…and what’s w/ the promo….XD…..lol