The Ugly Singaporean
It’s been a while since I blogged about anything non-related to anime or Japan.
This is an entry about Singapore. Please do not read on if non-anime entries bore you.
So anyway, I was in a certain shopping centre, located in a certain HDB district starting with the letter “B”, near my school, looking at some HD-enabled LCD TV and feeling sad and poor. I stood there for a few minutes to ogle at the power of High Definition and decided that those TVs were way overpriced. I’d rather have a 24″ LCD monitor from Dell for less. I walked to a DVD store nearby and found out that they had removed their entire anime selection, mostly bootlegs. Looks like they finally realized that selling bootleg DVDs with cheap-looking packaging for exorbitant prices just doesn’t work.
But that’s not what I want to talk about today.
On the way down to the first floor, a woman and an elderly man had stopped in front of the escalator. They didn’t look local and, I know I’m stereotyping, appeared to be foreigners who are in Singapore either looking for jobs or relatives.
The reason why they stopped was because they were afraid of stepping onto the escalator. The woman tried to take a step forward but retreated before her foot touched the moving steps. The man held on to her hands as the both of them looked down, uncertain with hesitation and a trace of fear.
I happened to be behind them and I stopped to wait because they were blocking the way down. I could sympathize with them. I used to have a fear of escalators too. I rolled down one when I was five. (Yeah, the whole way down.) It’s really quite difficult to get the timing right if you aren’t used to it, especially since that particular escalator was on the fast end of the speed scale in terms of escalators.
Of course, it only took a few seconds before a mini line formed behind the man and the woman. And it only took slightly longer before the ugly Singaporeans reared their empty heads. In this case, it was a bunch of school girls.
“Who’s blocking the way?”
“Why (sic) so scared one?”
“Ahahahahaha!”
“Lame.”
These were not five-year-old girls. These were teenagers who looked old enough to know when to keep their mouths shut. The man and the woman in front knew they were causing trouble for everyone else and they tried their best and finally got onto the escalator with half a jump. The pack of bitches behind continued with their mocking the whole way down. The man and the woman looked visibly distressed.
In my 10 years of citizenship, I have never felt more ashamed to be a Singaporean.
Are the girls so stupid that despite all the subsidized education they receive, they cannot tell the difference between right and wrong? Or do they do it despite knowing that it’s wrong? I really don’t know which possibility is scarier.
Stupid kids.




November 14th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
singlish is written all the time. sms for example is almost strictly singlish among friends.
cant beat something that is short and effective.
November 14th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Didn’t you know teenage girls are 90% bitches?
November 14th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
This kind of situations are hardly rare in Malaysia as well. I often feel semi-ashamed at some things we Malaysians do as well.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Lol expected. Girls nowadays are getting from bad to worse. I recommand that they serve their nation like teh males, that wud seriously solve the problem and the clerk/armour crew shortage. I mean look at other countries like Israel where girls have to serve NS for 3 years, 2 years here is nothing.
Look at the recent RJC female blogger, really too full of herself. Actually, most girls think the same way. And admit it, guys are generally lower when it comes to the social foodchain. I believe these kind of girls backstab each other much more than guys do, and do all kinds of other retarded stuff.
Talking to the ground everyday for 9 weeks ought to do them lots of good.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
Careful with the comments… the next thing we know, DM’s going to be charged in court for sedition.
@Migs: Seconded.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:48 pm
wouldn’t it be simpler just to direct them to the lift … lol
my grandma also wouldn’t take the escalator lol…
November 14th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Kurogane, it’s free speech…
November 14th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
well true migs i’m too a malaysian, you should see kids in Australia, where I’m studying now.
they are so rude and not ashamed of it.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
@exalt dragon I do that all the time, whenever I see people doing things wrong.
Want examples? Old man standing in front of a youth. Youth sees, but pretends that he’s not aware.
Tsubaki goes, “Oei, you cannot see here got ah pek. Don’t know how to give up your seat?”
The crowd looks intensely at the youth. Youth lets old man sit, run off at the next stop.
And, regarding your comment to Kuro: There’s no free speech in the internet, least for us singaporeans. I’m pretty sure you’re aware that the government has already fine/imprisoned bloggers for sedition.
November 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Omg, I was in J8 recently too! I was at it yesterday actually. Was it yesterday you encountered that? Haha, I was wearing school uniform too, BUT I didn’t witness such things la. What kind/colour of uniform they’re wearing? Hell, that was suuuuuper inconsiderate.
November 14th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
You misunderstand the response to “Kuro”..I meant to say that so far we have been relatively acceptable on not inciting an insurrection..
I can only wish you the best in your efforts and hope you don’t get beaten up one day by someone you rub the wrong way.
November 14th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
lol… dKiWi, your comments reek of sexism… you doing your NS, right?
I agree with kurogane about watching your comments but not because of lack of free speech but i would like to remind everyone that you probably did something like that before during your teenage days…
everyone is prone to being selfish, so dont be overly critical about other people being selfish…
November 14th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Real girls are not MOE
November 14th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
@zer0: Then what is aya hirano?
November 14th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
LOL SO WEAK! You should’ve pushed the woman and man onto the escalator and raped the teenage girls JUST LIKE YOU DO IN THE ERO GAMES.