Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)
Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
OMG!
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
CLOSE
UP
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
Yuki lawl
lawl
lawl
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
“So smoooooth.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Ryouko is…
…a nutcase
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Awesome effects
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
＿|￣|O
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Itsuki. Really
…Sealed Dimension. Really
……
“MOE!!!“
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…
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December 6th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
I’m going to download this for the heck of it lawl.
December 6th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
looks damm freaking shitty
December 6th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Ha this looks so bad, its good!
December 6th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Might be crap…but i download it for the laughs anyway :)
December 6th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
I LOLED…hard! Now I need to download this.
December 6th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
its so sick. Haruhi/hahiru porn??!!
when ryouko takes the knife, she should learn higurashi no naku koro ni: Stab herself in the head!!
anw..i would like the live action of Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, but definitely not Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuutsu. Totally disgusting… *someone kill me~~
therefore: look forward to Ouran high school the live action and Haruhi Suzumiya TOO…~~
OTL
December 6th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
tsk tsk. but thanks for the torrent link… :-)
December 6th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
I downloaded it. Yuki looks hot.
December 6th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
My hard disk exploded the moment I opened the file. XD
December 7th, 2006 at 12:16 am
I´m downloading!
Makes me think of that porn-Fate-Stay Night.
Still, it´s going to be interesting! ^_^
December 7th, 2006 at 12:17 am
Yuki looks like t3h best of all. But considering it’s a pr0n flick, nothing to be happy about. But the screencaps look totally fucked up.
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[...] P.S. Just to add, Hahiru is WTF too. Currently downloading it just for the heck of it. Damn my brain is fucked. [...]
December 7th, 2006 at 12:34 am
Hahiruism!!
I’m freaking laughing as I click ‘download’
December 7th, 2006 at 1:37 am
me too LOL i’m downloading it too WTF
December 7th, 2006 at 1:48 am
OMG! The screenshots are hilarious, and I’m not referring to ‘funny’ as in a comedic sense. Especially the ’special’ effects, they look as if they were done by a 5yr old messing around with photoshop.
Japan sure does some interesting ‘live action’ with its popular anime series.
December 7th, 2006 at 2:19 am
I can actually see the Itsuki resemblence… but Kyon? WTF? o_O;
They all seem to have really goofy teeth…
December 7th, 2006 at 3:26 am
Itsuki is hawt.
December 7th, 2006 at 4:10 am
Just like in US porn, the actors are butt FUGLY!!
December 7th, 2006 at 4:59 am
Lawl indeed. I liked Miruku’s sharpie birthmark.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:00 am
I’m downloading this just to experience the badness for myself but I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit through the whole 140 min without groaning at the production quality.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:28 am
Meh, WMV?
I was planning to put this on my PSP and watch on the train! Lol.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:35 am
You call these AV “screencaps” ;P
December 7th, 2006 at 5:55 am
Your comments made this post. XD
December 7th, 2006 at 9:17 am
This is grade A quality pr0n right heres.
I still want to know:
WTF! DM! You’re only 16?!
December 7th, 2006 at 9:47 am
ummm DM aren’t u a haruhist???? WHy are u watching something as evil as this???
December 7th, 2006 at 9:51 am
admit it the internet is evil and pollutes minds. lol.
December 7th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Meh.
December 7th, 2006 at 11:11 am
…
You sick bastard. I’m going to link this to a Haruhi-worshipping friend of mine, just to see her response. :D
December 7th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
I try to avoid live-action Japanese tv as it is so badly written, acted, directed, and produced. Oh, and LOL bad SFX too.
December 7th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
I…don’t know. On one hand, it is a testament to the power and glory of our God-Empress that a porn flick was made of Her. On the other hand, it’s made so badly that I don’t even feel like downloading it.
Man, this is not good….
December 7th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
This just got short listed into my “to download once the quota resets” list xD
December 8th, 2006 at 12:02 am
WHA OMG WTF BBQ ROFLMAOL!!!11ONE
…
Impressive. And everybody looks fugly.
Yuki lawl.
lawl.
lawl.
Itsuki. Really.
Sealed Dimension. Really.
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
I’m gonna do weird stuff with all these new phrases I’ve picked up.
And why is it a lot of people who come by here are Singaporean? Some weird coincidence, or did Haruhi will it so?
December 8th, 2006 at 12:27 am
MY BIRTHMARK IS PASTEDE ON YEY
Wait, no.
MY BIRTHMARK IS BALLPOINT PENNED ON YEY
December 8th, 2006 at 12:53 am
AK: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.
December 8th, 2006 at 1:58 am
I was just about to download it when I saw that it’s over 1GB. WTF?! Why so big?
Neh, I am still underage anyways (who cares?). I have to thank you for those screenshots that you had taken. It’s fulfilling. ^_________^
Last but not least, I like how Ryouko looks evil grinning holding the knife, lol.
December 8th, 2006 at 10:43 am
LOL WHAT THE HELL ITS SO FUNNY LOL
December 8th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Funnee
December 8th, 2006 at 11:19 am
gotta torrent it just for the laughs ….
December 8th, 2006 at 11:35 am
You can now be part of SOS-dan:
http://www.haruhi.tv/entry.html
December 8th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
@ZerO: what is that ??
omg its unsub lol
December 8th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Zer0, that link has been active a long time ago. It’s just that people didn’t notice it until the first newsletter came 2 days ago.
December 8th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Shit, am I the only one that mistake those light tubes for light sabers from the screencaps?
Then I thought “ooh, Yuki vs Ryoko Jedi-style, awesome…”
Then I downloaded this…
then I watched it….
December 8th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
@Hotaku : hows it ??
December 9th, 2006 at 2:07 am
“Darkmirage: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.”
Desho? I never knew that. Goes to show us Jing-kang-kong-reans really love anime more than any other people on Earth. Or something.
December 9th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
i saw the video. its dead funny and nagat give good blowjobs
December 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
i was wondering why the file size was so big. I didnt think I would be watching 2hrs. worth of porn. It was ok I guess, kinda funny. Since I don’t watch much porn, I expected better looking actors. Haruhi and Yuki were ok while everyone else was meh. Anyone see the marimite or FSN ones since previews of them were shown.
December 9th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
crappy AV with godlike commentary = total winnage XD
thanks for the review (esp the comments… :D )
December 10th, 2006 at 12:59 am
can anyone reseed the torrent?
December 10th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
[NSFW]
涼谷ハルヒの悶絶
http://www.gakuensai.jp/actress/rika/index.html
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[...] Spurred on by Darkmirage’s post on this Haruhi porn adaptation … I went over and found myself wasting about 20mins laughing at poor AV materials … lol [...]
December 11th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
i showed my friends the SFW screenshots in school… It was SOO powerful that they LAUGH OUT REALLY LOUD when they saw the pretty face of Itsuki. and dun worry, your pic are all so powerful…rly……LOL~~~~~
its damn strong……
December 20th, 2006 at 12:31 am
hey.. the other guy.. kyon’s friend
he’s the guy from the FSN pron
December 26th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Wtf. The casting is really bad, so are the effects. They dont look like they are from High School. Their a bunch of geezers 0.0
December 29th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Like part where Miruku gave teh blowjobs.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Outside of the old guys being way too God damned old, it did pretty good for a sexual parody of one of the most popular anime titles known in Japan.
But you know… I think that first sex scene wasn’t with Hahiru but with somebody else. Either Ryouko or “Nyoro~n.”
Posted you on my LiveJournal. Thanks a bunch!
January 9th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
HAHAHAHHAHA… No way I only can watch it heading home from school (1 and a half hours from home) or at school, All boys ahahaha… Not downloading it I think… Maybe who knows? Direct downloads?
January 31st, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Seed people!, i NEED to see this! =O
April 26th, 2007 at 11:22 am
lol, at least Hauhi and Yuki looks hot! XD
Man, what’s next? Prince of Tennis yaoi live action pron? lol
May 10th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I didn’t see any of this porno when I saw it
and anyway I’m only 12
May 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Is this what you do?!?!
June 29th, 2007 at 1:26 am
were can i get the subtitle for it? as i download in mp4 format and 500mb size
July 5th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
It had some cool sex considering that all of the guys are so fugly. But hey. Screwability reigns over looks. Right? -_-;
But yeah. If I had to rate the girls: Yuki > Haruhi > Miruku = Ryoko. (Ryoko gets a point up for being nutcase.)
October 25th, 2007 at 12:52 am
wat website to download it for free?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
seed!people.thx
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