Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)
Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
OMG!
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
CLOSE
UP
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
Yuki lawl
lawl
lawl
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
“So smoooooth.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Ryouko is…
…a nutcase
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Awesome effects
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
＿|￣|O
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Itsuki. Really
…Sealed Dimension. Really
……
“MOE!!!“
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…
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December 6th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
tsk tsk. but thanks for the torrent link… :-)
December 6th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
I downloaded it. Yuki looks hot.
December 6th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
My hard disk exploded the moment I opened the file. XD
December 7th, 2006 at 12:16 am
I´m downloading!
Makes me think of that porn-Fate-Stay Night.
Still, it´s going to be interesting! ^_^
December 7th, 2006 at 12:17 am
Yuki looks like t3h best of all. But considering it’s a pr0n flick, nothing to be happy about. But the screencaps look totally fucked up.
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Kurogane’s Anime Blog » Doraemon EternalDecember 7th, 2006 at 12:24 am
[...] P.S. Just to add, Hahiru is WTF too. Currently downloading it just for the heck of it. Damn my brain is fucked. [...]
December 7th, 2006 at 12:34 am
Hahiruism!!
I’m freaking laughing as I click ‘download’
December 7th, 2006 at 1:37 am
me too LOL i’m downloading it too WTF
December 7th, 2006 at 1:48 am
OMG! The screenshots are hilarious, and I’m not referring to ‘funny’ as in a comedic sense. Especially the ’special’ effects, they look as if they were done by a 5yr old messing around with photoshop.
Japan sure does some interesting ‘live action’ with its popular anime series.
December 7th, 2006 at 2:19 am
I can actually see the Itsuki resemblence… but Kyon? WTF? o_O;
They all seem to have really goofy teeth…
December 7th, 2006 at 3:26 am
Itsuki is hawt.
December 7th, 2006 at 4:10 am
Just like in US porn, the actors are butt FUGLY!!
December 7th, 2006 at 4:59 am
Lawl indeed. I liked Miruku’s sharpie birthmark.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:00 am
I’m downloading this just to experience the badness for myself but I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit through the whole 140 min without groaning at the production quality.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:28 am
Meh, WMV?
I was planning to put this on my PSP and watch on the train! Lol.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:35 am
You call these AV “screencaps” ;P
December 7th, 2006 at 5:55 am
Your comments made this post. XD
December 7th, 2006 at 9:17 am
This is grade A quality pr0n right heres.
I still want to know:
WTF! DM! You’re only 16?!
December 7th, 2006 at 9:47 am
ummm DM aren’t u a haruhist???? WHy are u watching something as evil as this???
December 7th, 2006 at 9:51 am
admit it the internet is evil and pollutes minds. lol.