Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)
Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
OMG!
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
CLOSE
UP
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
Yuki lawl
lawl
lawl
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
“So smoooooth.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Ryouko is…
…a nutcase
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Awesome effects
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
＿|￣|O
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Itsuki. Really
…Sealed Dimension. Really
……
“MOE!!!“
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…
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December 7th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Meh.
December 7th, 2006 at 11:11 am
…
You sick bastard. I’m going to link this to a Haruhi-worshipping friend of mine, just to see her response. :D
December 7th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
I try to avoid live-action Japanese tv as it is so badly written, acted, directed, and produced. Oh, and LOL bad SFX too.
December 7th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
I…don’t know. On one hand, it is a testament to the power and glory of our God-Empress that a porn flick was made of Her. On the other hand, it’s made so badly that I don’t even feel like downloading it.
Man, this is not good….
December 7th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
This just got short listed into my “to download once the quota resets” list xD
December 8th, 2006 at 12:02 am
WHA OMG WTF BBQ ROFLMAOL!!!11ONE
…
Impressive. And everybody looks fugly.
Yuki lawl.
lawl.
lawl.
Itsuki. Really.
Sealed Dimension. Really.
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
I’m gonna do weird stuff with all these new phrases I’ve picked up.
And why is it a lot of people who come by here are Singaporean? Some weird coincidence, or did Haruhi will it so?
December 8th, 2006 at 12:27 am
MY BIRTHMARK IS PASTEDE ON YEY
Wait, no.
MY BIRTHMARK IS BALLPOINT PENNED ON YEY
December 8th, 2006 at 12:53 am
AK: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.
December 8th, 2006 at 1:58 am
I was just about to download it when I saw that it’s over 1GB. WTF?! Why so big?
Neh, I am still underage anyways (who cares?). I have to thank you for those screenshots that you had taken. It’s fulfilling. ^_________^
Last but not least, I like how Ryouko looks evil grinning holding the knife, lol.
December 8th, 2006 at 10:43 am
LOL WHAT THE HELL ITS SO FUNNY LOL
December 8th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Funnee
December 8th, 2006 at 11:19 am
gotta torrent it just for the laughs ….
December 8th, 2006 at 11:35 am
You can now be part of SOS-dan:
http://www.haruhi.tv/entry.html
December 8th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
@ZerO: what is that ??
omg its unsub lol
December 8th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Zer0, that link has been active a long time ago. It’s just that people didn’t notice it until the first newsletter came 2 days ago.
December 8th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Shit, am I the only one that mistake those light tubes for light sabers from the screencaps?
Then I thought “ooh, Yuki vs Ryoko Jedi-style, awesome…”
Then I downloaded this…
then I watched it….
December 8th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
@Hotaku : hows it ??
December 9th, 2006 at 2:07 am
“Darkmirage: Singaporeans are over-represented in the online anime community.”
Desho? I never knew that. Goes to show us Jing-kang-kong-reans really love anime more than any other people on Earth. Or something.
December 9th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
i saw the video. its dead funny and nagat give good blowjobs
December 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
i was wondering why the file size was so big. I didnt think I would be watching 2hrs. worth of porn. It was ok I guess, kinda funny. Since I don’t watch much porn, I expected better looking actors. Haruhi and Yuki were ok while everyone else was meh. Anyone see the marimite or FSN ones since previews of them were shown.