Screencaps from Suzumiya “Hahiru” (SFW)
Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
OMG!
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
CLOSE
UP
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
Yuki lawl
lawl
lawl
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Mi-Mi-Miruku Beam!”
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
“So smoooooth.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Ryouko is…
…a nutcase
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Awesome effects
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
＿|￣|O
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Itsuki. Really
…Sealed Dimension. Really
……
“MOE!!!“
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…
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December 9th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
i was wondering why the file size was so big. I didnt think I would be watching 2hrs. worth of porn. It was ok I guess, kinda funny. Since I don’t watch much porn, I expected better looking actors. Haruhi and Yuki were ok while everyone else was meh. Anyone see the marimite or FSN ones since previews of them were shown.
December 9th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
crappy AV with godlike commentary = total winnage XD
thanks for the review (esp the comments… :D )
December 10th, 2006 at 12:59 am
can anyone reseed the torrent?
December 10th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
[NSFW]
涼谷ハルヒの悶絶
http://www.gakuensai.jp/actress/rika/index.html
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[...] Spurred on by Darkmirage’s post on this Haruhi porn adaptation … I went over and found myself wasting about 20mins laughing at poor AV materials … lol [...]
December 11th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
i showed my friends the SFW screenshots in school… It was SOO powerful that they LAUGH OUT REALLY LOUD when they saw the pretty face of Itsuki. and dun worry, your pic are all so powerful…rly……LOL~~~~~
its damn strong……
December 20th, 2006 at 12:31 am
hey.. the other guy.. kyon’s friend
he’s the guy from the FSN pron
December 26th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Wtf. The casting is really bad, so are the effects. They dont look like they are from High School. Their a bunch of geezers 0.0
December 29th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Like part where Miruku gave teh blowjobs.
January 4th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Outside of the old guys being way too God damned old, it did pretty good for a sexual parody of one of the most popular anime titles known in Japan.
But you know… I think that first sex scene wasn’t with Hahiru but with somebody else. Either Ryouko or “Nyoro~n.”
Posted you on my LiveJournal. Thanks a bunch!
January 9th, 2007 at 10:24 pm
HAHAHAHHAHA… No way I only can watch it heading home from school (1 and a half hours from home) or at school, All boys ahahaha… Not downloading it I think… Maybe who knows? Direct downloads?
January 31st, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Seed people!, i NEED to see this! =O
April 26th, 2007 at 11:22 am
lol, at least Hauhi and Yuki looks hot! XD
Man, what’s next? Prince of Tennis yaoi live action pron? lol
May 10th, 2007 at 11:01 pm
I didn’t see any of this porno when I saw it
and anyway I’m only 12
May 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
Is this what you do?!?!