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[Insert Anime Title] - Episode [Insert No.]
The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!
[Insert Brief Episode Summary]
Important: Drop vague hints to entice the reader
Optional: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode
[Insert Continue Reading Button]
[Insert Detailed Episode Summary]
Important: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode
Important: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story
[Insert In-depth Analysis]
Optional: Criticize the bad fansubbing
Important: Above point NOT optional if subbed by Doremi
Optional: Literary analysis
Optional: Relate episode to real-life experiences
[Insert Fanboy/girl Remarks]
Important: Must include at least ONE character worship
Important: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru of said character
Optional: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
Optional: Insult the characters you hate
[Insert Humorous Remarks]
Optional: Humour
Optional: Link to latest 4chan meme
[Insert Conclusion]
Important: Insert more screencaps if insufficient
Important: There must be enough screencaps to reproduce the entire episode sans audio if user scrolls down your post fast enough (24 FPS should do it)
December 7th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Dude, you’re totally right. This was the best episode of [insert anime title] EVAR. [insert character name] was smokin’ HAWT.
December 7th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
[insert kudos at awesomeness][insert random witty comment]
December 7th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Oh man. I lol’d at the last point.
December 7th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
Yeah, the last sentence was great
December 7th, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Burrowowl: Yeah I wish they release [Insert Character Name]’s [Insert Product] soon. She’s damn seksi!
kei-clone: LOL.
December 7th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
har har har >_>
December 7th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
[Insert Generic Laughter]
December 7th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Damn, how can you leak out our Anime Blogging Trade Secrets?
December 7th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
Ouch, drama queen. You have declared war!
December 7th, 2006 at 7:00 pm
Looking at my stats, I can safely say that these measures do NOT guarantee internet fame.
December 7th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P
December 7th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
That is just brilliant.
December 7th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
“You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P”
Ah! So that’s the problem. Internet fame here I come.
December 7th, 2006 at 7:38 pm
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December 7th, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Haha wtf ? :D I wonder if anyone actually blogs like that…well I can think of a few people…mendokuse!