Seminator

Arnold running for Senator.
Yes, it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. At first I thought it was a joke. Then it wasn’t. Enough Said. Anyway I suppose his first act will be the state-wide implementation of SkyNet and the enslavement of humanity under machines. Or maybe he will make speeding and destruction of properties legal. Also apparently

Schwarzenegger favors some gun control, supports abortion rights and takes a moderate position on gay rights.

This is all the proof I need that Arnold has been replaced with a cyborg from the future.