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YAY! I finally received a Nigerian scam e-mail. I’m so happy. ^_^ For those your unfamiliar with the infamous scam, click here.

Dear friend,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not
know me personally. I am the first son of the most popular black farmer
in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got
your contact through network online hence decided to write you. Before
the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the
sum of US $14.Million (Fourtheen million United States dollars), in one
of the private security company, as he foresaw the looming danger in
Zimbabwe.

This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals
for the Farms and establishment of new farms in Swaziland. This land
problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe when he
introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and
some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by
Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot
of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my
father was one of the victims. it is against this background that I and my
family fled Zimbabwe to South Africa for fear of our lives.

After which I traveled to the Netherlands and I am currently staying
in the Netherlands where i am seeking political asylum and more so have
decided to transfer my father’s money to a more reliable foreign
account. Since the law of Europe prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open
any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction
throughout the territorial zone of European Union. As the eldest child of my
father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine
foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge
of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am
faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South
Africa for fear of going through the same experience in future. Both
countries have similar political history. I am seeking for a partner who I
have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let
you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me
and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make arrangements
with the security company to clear the Consignment (funds) from their
affiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have already given directives
for the consignment to be brought to the Netherlands from South Africa.

But before then all modalities will have to be put in place like
change of ownership to the consignment. I have two options for you. Firstly
you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating
your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with
me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country.
Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped
out 2% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this
transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give
you 10% of the money while the remaining 88% will be for my investment
in your country. Contact with me immediately while I implore you to
maintain the absolute secrecy required in this transaction.

Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU

Best regards,

NOTE:

ON YOUR INABILITY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION RESPOND TO ME AND INFORM
ME SO I CAN LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

I guess my hotmail account wasn’t too credible and my mirage@darkmirage.com looks more promising. ^_^ Now I’ll just send a few thousand dollars to this guy so he can transfer millions of dollars to me! The police won’t suspect a thing because it’s perfectly normal for a person’s bank account to receive a million dollars out of no where! And I’m sure that after sending my 10th payment required for transaction fees and bribing of local officials, the millions of dollars will arrive! One day…maybe…never…probably