LOL

Yet another pointlesswasteoftime.com classic: The File Thief Registry

Illegal file traders are 500% more likely to commit a crime in their lifetime than non-file traders (Federal Bureau of Investigation study, 5/12/01). The most common crime they commit? Illegal file trading.

LMAO! READ THE THING DAMMIT!

Concerned citizens from all over the world offered their help in turning over file thieves, posting their information and offering donations. We are currently awaiting our largest donation yet, an astonishing $30 million dollars from a Nigerian business man who required only a transfer fee of 15,000 pounds from the registry’s account. We are expecting that donation presently.

Together we physically wrote down the personal information gathered on our message board and hand-delivered bag after bag of these letters to the doorstep of the FBI main office in Washington, D.C.

Tragically, a few days later hackers and members of the Napster mafia shut down my website on the one-year anniversary of its launch using a Register.com Failure to Renew Domain virus.

Emphasis added by me. Speaking of the Nigerian scam, I have at least ten variations of it in my darkmirage.com e-mail account… Weee I’m gonna be rich!!… pfft…