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(In #nipponsei)

[11:14] <+MT0> !random set ThePaper on fire with vincent’s lighter
[11:14] <%ThePaper> vincent has no lighter
[11:14] <+MT0> he uses matches?
[11:14] <%ThePaper> no
[11:14] <%ThePaper> rocks
[11:15] <+MT0> he lights cigarettes with rocks?
[11:15] <%ThePaper> yes
[11:15] <%ThePaper> friction produces heat

(in private message five minutes later)

[11:18] <Vincent> mt0 should be pming you in moments
[11:18] <Vincent> asking if i really light ciggerettes with rocks
[11:18] <Vincent> do agree
[11:18] <ThePaper> i was the one who suggested it
[11:18] <Vincent> you are teh roxzor
[11:18] <Vincent> cause he’s falling for it
[11:18] <Vincent> completely
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:26 pm] <MT0> you light cigarettes with rocks?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:39 pm] <Vincent> you didn’t know that?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:47 pm] <MT0> no what thef uck
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:49 pm] <Vincent> i don’t really believe in lighters and such
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:54 pm] <MT0> …
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:19:55 pm] <MT0> don’t be stupid
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:05 pm] <Vincent> i use the spark stones
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:13 pm] <MT0> …that would take so fucking long…
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:13 pm] <Vincent> i do
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:16 pm] <Vincent> i clap them to gether
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:23 pm] <Vincent> and it makes a spark that i catch on my ciggerettes
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:27 pm] <Vincent> and i inhale real quick
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:29 pm] <Vincent> and its lit
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:32 pm] <MT0> …you’re kidding, right?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:33 pm] <Vincent> simple stuff dude
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:34 pm] <Vincent> nope
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:40 pm] <Vincent> who said something about it?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:44 pm] <MT0> what the fuck is wrong with lighters?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:45 pm] <MT0> paper
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:51 pm] <Vincent> yeah
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:52 pm] <Vincent> paper knows
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:20:57 pm] <Vincent> i told him that mad long ago
[11:19] <ThePaper> lolx
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:01 pm] <Vincent> lighters are dirty
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:02 pm] <MT0> oh
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:06 pm] <MT0> so what’s wrong with lighters? -_-
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:07 pm] <MT0> …
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:08 pm] <MT0> huh?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:15 pm] <Vincent> think about how many people touch lighters in the racks
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:19 pm] <Vincent> for no reason what so ever
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:28 pm] <MT0> …but it’s to light a cigarette
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:28 pm] <Vincent> and the dirt that goes into gas stations and such
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:33 pm] <MT0> you aren’t eating the fucking lighter
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:37 pm] <Vincent> but still
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:40 pm] <Vincent> its real dirty
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:21:47 pm] <MT0> whatever ~_~
[11:19] <ThePaper> lolx
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:06 pm] <MT0> So you walk into a bar and you use rocks to light your cigarette?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:11 pm] <MT0> Don’t people look at you weirdly?
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:22 pm] <Vincent> not really
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:25 pm] <Vincent> they find it real cool
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:31 pm] <MT0> haha
[11:19] <Vincent> [10:22:32 pm] <Vincent> cause the stones are small
[11:20] <ThePaper> lol <_<