Deep Throat

“I’m the guy they called Deep Throat.”

(CNN) — The legendary source “Deep Throat” in the Watergate scandal that brought down a president has been identified by Vanity Fair magazine and The Washington Post as W. Mark Felt.

Felt, now 91, was the No. 2 official at the FBI in the early 1970s. The information he provided Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein helped them break many of the stories that led to the resignation of President Nixon in August 1974.

With a nickname like that, no wonder he didn’t come clean earlier…

Now we just need to find out who killed JFK, what happened in 1947 Roswell and the true nature of bigfoot…