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Humankind is doomed. Here is the proof

Feel Confident about approaching attractive White women, avoid making irreversible blunders…

How to Date a White Woman, A Practical Guide For Asian Men

Written by an Asian with Asian men in mind within the context of a western society. Provided inside are the knowledge, framework and tools necessary for an Asian man to understand, to plan and to put into action the steps to successfully date a white woman. This step-by-step guide includes planning, relationship management and is an easy to read and easy to understand manual. The guidelines presented will help you pursue and succeed with that white woman you are after.

Ok… keep reading, the funny has just begun.

I come to America from Japan. This book show how easy white women truly can be. Within few hour I meet woman at local state employment office with an infant and 2 older child. I remember that page 37 explain how to pretend that I am successful game developer for Sony and make conversation with prepubescent white male. Woman child start to ask about game I make, and woman took interest in my knowledge of her childs interest. She mention that boy father leave her for woman he meet at local McDonalds and comment on how it good for man to be stable.

I went to house for dinner with woman, and after kids go bed I was able to see how white woman please man of my nature. I was not unconfortable with fact that my genitalia was not like black man and that I had to work at getting it ready for boom boom. It good to know that I not have to go to bar and bring drunk fat woman home in order to get love from her.

I am proud that book tell me how to decieve to get boom boom from white woman without going to street corner and giving $50 bill to woman that missing teeth and smell like wet dog. Now that I learn basics, I now can get fancy car to pick up suburban white married woman who want to fling with man with “bling”

I am cool dude man now!

Strike one!

Quan’s methods and principle can be applied to any race of man. I’m an extremely fat 45-year-old computer programmer. My Asian boss recommended this book to help me with my poor performance. He believed that my poor performance was because of my inability to release my pent up energy in a healthy fashion.

After I read just 14 pages I was already bagging soccer moms whom I found at my local laundry mat. This after almost 10 years of hopeless celibacy. Not long after I finished the book I was able to step up my game to include “Grade-A” Wal-mart white meat.

Not to mention my social life picked up as well. I no longer washed my mother’s hair on Monday, and sometimes Wednesday nights, and I spend that time trolling for single mothers at the local softball games and bingo night at the Lions Club. I have even stopped playing EverQuest, which was one habit Mr. Quan encourages, all his “students” to break; it was hard but I finally was able to do it.

If you are man seeking a life partner or even a triple bagger to use for as a one-night stand I highly encourage this book. If it can work for me it can work for anyone. J

THANKS Mr. Quan!

Strike two!

Two months ago I came to Amelica, not speaking a word of engrish. Today, I own a laundry business and a white woman
thanks to Mr. Quan. Reading this book has dispelled my beliefs that all white women weigh 350 lbs. and takes payments from the government office, the kind that live in my neighborhood. Chapter 14 “Where to find the white women” or someting like that, helped me find my white women in a nearby housing center for women. She is beautiful, with long face, and has many nice paintings on her body. She is safe there because it has high fences and razor wire. Although I can only visit her on weekends when we are allowed conjugal visits, we will marry when she will be able to leave the mandatory housing center in 25 years. This is great country and I am happy to have read Mr. Quan’s book which has helped me to overcome my shyness and approach white women with confidence.

And strike three…

what a book!! after reading it and applying it, i have a white women in my bedroom waiting for me right now. so before i go back in, i just want to say what a book!!!!

One last one to destroy any faith left in humanity.