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Screencaps from Kira Star (SFW)

Hey guys, it’s time for some hilarious screencaps from yet another quality production from our good friends at TMA! In case you haven’t heard of them before, TMA is a company that likes to create live-action AV based on popular anime titles, such as Suzumiya “Hahiru”.

Kira Star

Their latest work is Kira Star (きら☆すた), an oh-so-clever word play on Lucky Star (らき☆すた). The fun thing about TMA releases is that they like to reenact scenes from the original, often inducing a great deal of unintended hilarity.

Now obviously no self-respecting (lol, I kid) AV actress would star in such a production, so don’t expect too much. (Or rather, don’t expect anything at all. Please.)

Obliterating your source of moé in 3…2…1…

It begins.

Kira Star
FUNGA~~!
Kira Star
The new Super Sentai
Kira Star
Kagamin?
Kira Star
Tsukasa?
Kira Star
Who? _| ̄|O
Kira Star
Lucky Kira Star!
Kira Star
Awesome blue screen effects
Kira Star
Why can’t they just, you know, find a real shrine to film on-location?
Kira Star
It’s the 1990s all over again
Kira Star
The reflections are all wrong.
Kira Star
3-nen B-gumi? Kuroi-sensei!
Kira Star
Who killed Akira-sama and replaced her with this?
Kira Star
This shot takes on a whole new meaning…
Kira Star
BTW chocolate coronets suck
Kira Star
This is what playing too much MMORPG does to you!
Kira Star
“How did I end up in this sad mess?”
Kira Star
Discussion over the consumption of vaguely phallic object
Kira Star
A seashell. Supposedly.
Kira Star
…

At this point, we are just 7 minutes into the video. I am bored. This sad excuse for a parody makes me want to claw my eyes out and stuff them into my ears.

I glance at the timer on Media Player Classic and suddenly it hits me…

Kira Star
WTF!?

Three hours!? This is madness! (And not Sparta.) I promptly decide to finish up with the remaining screenshots by skipping through the video so that I may be spared from having to actually sit through the uninspired monotonous droning that will forever haunt my enjoyment of Lucky Star.

Kira Star
Shiraishi looks 100% like his animated self
Kira Star
There are no train stations near TMA’s studio either
Kira Star
I’m pretty sure TMA made a Marimite AV once…
Kira Star
Lady, you have a piece of paper stuck to your face
Kira Star
“Thiiiiiiiis big”
Kira Star
I’m hungry
Kira Star
What’s in the bag? Hint: It ain’t candies!
Kira Star
*shudders* kowai yo! T_T
Kira Star
Wait I forgot. Is this supposed to be Konata?
Kira Star
This does not work on so many levels
Kira Star
I wonder if the mole is real

This is now about 1 hour into the video. The “parody” segment ends here. I leave it to you to imagine what the remaining 2 hours are about. There’s also some behind-the-scenes footage right at the end.

Kira Star
Oh hey, it’s Kyon-kun!

Final verdict: Suzumiya Hahiru was about twenty times more entertaining and only half as wince-inducing. A much better deal I’d say. If you’re still interested in checking out Kira Star for yourself (and risk permanent psychological trauma), a 1.8 GB torrent is available. You have been warned.

30 responses

  1. FURZT!!!!!!1111oneoneonetwoeleven

  2. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Lucky Star – Both from KyoAni.

    I wonder when will TMA pick up Air, Kanon, or Clannad. Would be ‘quite interested’ to watch them…

  3. @.:~+┼ ĻũşŤřŏůŞ ŖęĄĽm ┼+~:.
    You have no idea what are you wishing for…

  4. The Konata actually looks alright…

  5. Why must Tsukasa look so FAT >_>

  6. I need the Marimite AV… Badly. XD

  7. My eyes! They burn! How could they do this to KyoAni?! NOOO

    >.:~+┼ ĻũşŤřŏůŞ ŖęĄĽm ┼+~:.
    Don’t see the point of making AVs out of them, seeing as they’re already ero-games to begin with. Well maybe except for Clannad, but they had a ero-sequel…

    Wait, no. Let’s hope they never get their hands on Clannad. I just discovered the joy of Clannad Widescreen, and I don’t want to be screwed over now…

  8. Did you fap to this?

  9. i am going to download it and laugh my head off….i need a good laugh. =/

  10. Unfortunately it wasn’t as funny as the Haruhi one. This time it’s just boring. :(

  11. Ryuko_Hikaru Avatar
    Ryuko_Hikaru

    I would say that all the moe is gone……..

  12. They recycled Mari-mite seifukus. XD Well at least there´s some Konata/Kagami scenes…

  13. Fabian Avatar
    Fabian

    Porn with 3D girls? That’s sick! XD

    The Hahiru one was ok and only slightly boring after a while, but I think I will skip this one. :)

  14. I’m kinda disappointed that you didn’t watch the whole thing and didn’t light it all up like you did Hahiru, but I commend you for actually watching this sort of thing. :P

  15. exalt dragon Avatar
    exalt dragon

    I think the higurashi one was funnier though… >.>

    Uso da! XD

  16. –>I’m pretty sure TMA made a Marimite AV once…

    Sure..I think I saw a preview on maria sama ga miteru when watching Hahiru last time ^.^

  17. Nataka Avatar
    Nataka

    FTW ??!!
    After watching these pics, now I think I ‘ll be sick *blurp*

  18. …What on earth did they do to Kuroi-sensei? Unforgivable! D:

  19. I wanted to download this, so I went to 4chan. After seeing multiple posts saying that it was unwatchable, I decided against it. Let’s face it, if 4chan thinks that a porno is unwatchable, wow.

  20. nnuuuuuuuuuu

  21. Wow… that looks bad. Like not even worth trying to sit through bad. I commend you for putting up with that much of it.

  22. well.. after you watch Lozenmaiden you will know you are in another realm..
    anyway it’s out.. not in BT as what i know.. somewhere else..

  23. Nothing Avatar
    Nothing

    Ok,seeing the pictures here is enough to make me don’t watch it.All of them look wrong!And the uniforms look too big of their size.And is that really Konata?><Hahiru definitely was better.

  24. 3-nen B-gumi? Kuroi-sensei!
    XDDDD ahaha

  25. 0_o

    THIS IS JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV !!!!!

    XD

  26. allhailharuhi Avatar
    allhailharuhi

    Gotta love these things. XD

    What really gets me is that every AV they make, they use the same people. Hire more people!

  27. lolwho Avatar
    lolwho

    Urgh.. Lucky Chuta is way better than this..

  28. Shiroh Amada Avatar
    Shiroh Amada

    WHAT? Kurai Sensei is a OBASAN? what the … !!! orz
    I want my AKIRA SAMA back >.<;

  29. […] the good folks of TMA who brought us Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuutsu, “Kira” Star and Code “Eros” comes a new crappy actor, low budget and full of 95% fail live-action […]

  30. grown a** men watching cartoons.. just sad

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