DOA Movie Trailer
I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive. It ain’t pretty.
Sure, DOA isn’t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.
General Advisory: May cause blindness.
WTF?
WTF happened to Kasumi?
WTF is this one?
WTF are they using katana?
Kill Bill 3? WTF?
WTF?
She’s no Japanese ninja! WTF?
Looking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?
I warned you, didn’t I?
November 26th, 2005 at 7:26 am
なんてこったい・・・さらしるさん？
December 4th, 2005 at 9:48 pm
Hey 「」,what’s this MortalKombat?
December 5th, 2005 at 4:58 am
To be honest i actually WAS looking forward to the release of this movie having been a long fan of the games…but looking at these pics i am shocked and appauled. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!! they could of at least used japanese actors etc instead of making stupid little hollywood actresses look like their asian…it jus does not and never will work! i will be buyin doa4 for the xbox360 so thats good. but this film nt even worth seeing. sory for my ranting on btw lol. SHOCKED AND APPAULED!
December 8th, 2005 at 7:32 am
I didn’t think the trailer was that bad. The action should be cool, and I think you all are just feeding off each other’s negativity. Some of these women are established actresses as well, and to make a MOVIE you have to have actresses, not pornstars as the dimensions of the game would require for true realism.
December 15th, 2005 at 6:27 am
You guys are all fucking retards, burn in hell!!!!
December 30th, 2005 at 2:17 pm
Behold the intelligence of ninja4hire. Isn’t the web great?
December 30th, 2005 at 10:21 pm
That’s horrible!!They don’t look like the DOA-characters!And they have no b00bies.It’s like kill bill…wait, it isn’t like kill bill.Kill bill is cool, that is SCHEIßE!!!
January 10th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS MOVIE? DOA? MY DICK! :(
May 22nd, 2006 at 10:51 pm
WDF!!!!!!!
July 6th, 2006 at 4:53 am
OMG What happen 2 the chracters? @,×/$÷!
July 7th, 2006 at 6:35 am
OMG! I just can’t wait till it comes out to get an EXTREMELY GOOD F******* Laugh!
July 28th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
OMG LOL Wow this makes me wish that halo wasen’t coming to movie :/
September 7th, 2006 at 2:32 am
to *o*
i have seen the movie and all of the characters (including lei-fang) are in it. now with that said, the movie itself isn’t that great, but i also liked all of the games so i guess i’m a bit bias
September 15th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Hey!! don’t be hateing on Halo - Weta are doing the CG for it, and Weta are http://www.fuckenawesome.com!!!
Lord of the rings, good
Kong, good
The frightners, good
Heavenly Creatures, good
The only way it could rule any harder is if Temuera “cook the man some fucken eggs” Morrison is the Master Cheif!!!
September 22nd, 2006 at 12:35 pm
well infairness to the creator of the movie i think it rocks! and some of the characters are great and very sedductive like in the game..
October 16th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
WOW! Is this like the new Movie Deer Of Antler??!!
I surely see five animals with some horns-!
Wooo~~ this is something YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN “Dead Or Alive”!
Hey! guess what! they are both DOA!! Hahahaha
F**k this man, what are they trying to pull? God, this is worse than… No…. this is the Worst.
October 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I just give only one words or comment :
SUCKS!!!
WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS FUCKIN MOVIE????!!!!
ARE THE FILM MAKER IDIOT OR WHAT???!!!
October 27th, 2006 at 10:13 am
I gotta agree. An American Ayane ?!
October 31st, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Devin Aoki is Kasumi!! LMFAO!!!!
CG all the way like that guy said, lol!!!!…..
April 11th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
OMG! this movie rox! i love Kasumi, Helena and Ayane. Ayane`s got cool hair.
XD