The perfect CD for your masochistic self

Oshikari
妄想ボイスCD第二弾「おしかりCD」
Mousou Voice CD Vol.2 “Oshikari CD”

Do you love tsundere girls? Especially when they go tsuntsun? Well, here’s the perfect CD for you then!

This is the second instalment of Ciffon‘s 妄想 (mousou) series. Basically each CD has a specific theme and 12 seiyuu (mostly newbies) each read out a 101-line script based on that theme. The theme for this CD is “Oshikari” or “scolding”. Yeah, you read that right. This CD contains 1200+ lines of girls scolding you. :P

Oshikari

The best part of the CD is that it has Shizuka Itou (Tamaki Kousaka from ToHeart2) voicing the first track. That was all it took to convince me to buy this CD from Neowing with my remaining membership points. Here’s Shizuka-sama’s track:

[audio:shizuka.mp3]

Below are all 101 lines with my translation. All twelve tracks use the same 101 lines.

  1. さあ、はじめるよ。私の気持ち、しっかり受け止めてね
    » Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay?
  2. ばか、ばか、ばか
    » Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
  3. 分かんないわよ!
    » How should I know that?
  4. いいかげんにしてください、もう知りません
    » That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore.
  5. もう知らない、せっかく信用してたのに
    » I give up! And to think that I trusted you!
  6. 絶対許さない、一生忘れないんだから
    » I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this!
  7. あー、もうやだ
    » I’m sick of this.
  8. いいかげんにしてよ!
    » Stop that nonsense!
  9. あんたばかじゃないの!?
    » Are you stupid!?
  10. わたしガキは嫌いなの
    » I hate brats.
  11. 変なの、信じられない
    » What a weirdo, unbelievable.
  12. 気持ち悪い・・・
    » Disgusting…
  13. いや~
    » Yuck~
  14. 一生地べたに這いつくばっていなさいよ
    » Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life.
  15. こんな人だとは思わなかった
    » I never knew you were such a person.
  16. もーやだ、死んじゃえー
    » I’m sick of you, just die.
  17. なんてことしてくれるのよ、もうありえない
    » Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this.
  18. もうキライ
    » I hate you!
  19. ばっかやろー
    » You idiot!
  20. ちょっと頭おかしいんじゃないの
    » Is there something wrong with your head?
  21. 口で言っても分からないなら体で覚えてもらいましょうか
    » If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body?
  22. 叩くよ、ぼっこぼこにするよ
    » Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts.
  23. こらっ。いつまで寝てんの。早く起きないと踏みつけちゃうぞ!
    » Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now!
  24. アホーーー
    » Moron.
  25. こら、だめでしょ
    » Hey, don’t do that.
  26. バカにつける薬はないわね
    » There’s no remedy for stupidity.
  27. だから言ってんでしょ、もうついてこないで
    » I warned you before, don’t come close to me!
  28. 顔もみたくない、二度と声かけないで
    » I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again.
  29. わたしと話すなんて100年早いのよ
    » You are 100 years too early to speak to me.
  30. もー、怒っちゃうよ
    » Jeez, I’m getting angry now.
  31. 好きと嫌いは紙一重、私の言葉をしっかりと受け止めてね
    » Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay?
  32. おやじくさーい
    » You are so square!
  33. いいかげんにして、あやまりなさい
    » That’s enough, apologize now!
  34. なんでそんなに卑屈なの
    » Why are you such a wimp?
  35. ずっと信じた私がバカだったのね
    » I was a fool for believing in you all this time.
  36. 何度でも言うからね、やっちゃだめ
    » I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that!
  37. いいえ、違います。注意してるの、私は
    » No, I am merely giving you a warning.
  38. 無礼者!なにをしておろう!
    » What insolence! How dare you do that!
  39. うつけもの!私をだれと心得ておる!
    » Fool! Who do you take me for?
  40. わたしばっかり頼らないで、自分でするの
    » Stop depending on me and do it yourself.
  41. 悪い子にはおしおきしちゃうわよ
    » Naughty boys require punishments.
  42. 世間様に申し訳ないと思わないの?
    » Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity?
  43. 大好きだったのに・・・
    » And to think that I loved you…
  44. 大っきらい
    » I really hate you!
  45. パン、パン、パーン
    » *punch* *punch* *punch*
  46. どっちがいいのよ、はっきりしなさいよ
    » Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick.
  47. ふんっ。もう口聞いてあげないんだから
    » Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore.
  48. オタクっぽい
    » You look otaku.
  49. そんな目でわたしを見ないで
    » Don’t look at me like that.
  50. 今度やったら許さないよ
    » I won’t forgive you if you do it again.
  51. どうしょうもないわね、あなたは
    » You are really hopeless.
  52. そんなにデブデブ太って、知らないわよ
    » You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore.
  53. 別にあんたのために心配してるんじゃないんだからねっ
    » I am not worrying for you sake, got it?
  54. もう取り返しのつかないことになってしまったね
    » This has reached the point of no return.
  55. うるさい、だまれ
    » Quiet, shut up!
  56. 二度と関わらないでください
    » Please don’t come near me ever again.
  57. いい加減にしてください、お断りします
    » That’s enough, I am not interested.
  58. まるでなってないわ、もう何をしてもだめなものはだめ
    » Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try.
  59. 呆れてなにもいえない
    » I am too appalled to respond to that.
  60. だーめっ、そんなことしちゃだめ
    » No! You can’t do that!
  61. 近寄らないで、汚らわしい
    » Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy.
  62. 君のせいで大変なことになったわ、責任とってよね
    » You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility.
  63. お前、いいかんげんにしろよ
    » You, enough with the nonsense.
  64. いつまでも一緒に居られると思ったら大間違いよ
    » If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken.
  65. 大丈夫って言ってくれたのに、この腰抜け~
    » You said you could handle it! Coward.
  66. いいって言うまでこっち向くな
    » Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay.
  67. 何回言ったら分かるの?猿だってできるわよ、これくらい
    » How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now.
  68. 何日徹夜すれば気が済むの?身体こわしちゃうよ
    » How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse.
  69. 疲れたの?だめ、まだまだ許してあげない
    » Tired already? I won’t let you off yet.
  70. あんたなんか大嫌い、もう顔も見たくない
    » I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again!
  71. そんなこと言ってるからいつまでも子供って言われるのよ
    » It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid.
  72. あなたが知り合いって思われたくない
    » I don’t want to be associated with you.
  73. このやろー、うちの畑荒らすなー
    » You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields!
  74. いつまでも私が笑って許すと思ったら大間違いよ
    » You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile.
  75. あの人の仇ーーー
    » This is revenge for that person!
  76. 必殺、お叱りパンチ、えい、えい、えいーーー
    » Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this!
  77. キック、パンチ、チョップ!これでもか
    » Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more?
  78. ヘラヘラするのやめて
    » Stop being so frivolous.
  79. イヤ、ぜったいイヤ
    » No! Not in a million years!
  80. あー、疲れた、もうだめ
    » I’m tired of this. I give up.
  81. あなたといると退屈しないわ、色んな意味で
    » I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way.
  82. 正直にいいなさい、叱られるのが嬉しいんでしょ
    » Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you?
  83. お叱りモード全開!
    » It’s scolding time!
  84. 言うこと聞いてくれないと嫌いになっちゃうよ
    » If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more.
  85. これくらいじゃ私を喜ばすなんて無理よ
    » This is far from being enough to make me happy.
  86. い~い?もう一度言うからよく聞くのよ
    » Ready? I’ll only say it one more time.
  87. いつか天誅をくらうわよ、この悪党
    » Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel!
  88. こんなことも出来ないの?私がいないと何もできないのね
    » You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me.
  89. 悪いのはお前だーー
    » You are the one at fault!
  90. この気持ちが分からないの?
    » Don’t you understand my feelings?
  91. 言いつけてやる、絶対言いつけてやるんだから
    » I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what!
  92. このままだったら一生恋人はできないわよ
    » At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life.
  93. こんなこと信じちゃってばかじゃないのー
    » You believe in such things? Are you an idiot?
  94. 結局戻ってきたのね、でも許さない
    » So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you.
  95. これでもか、これでもか、これでもか
    » You want more? You want more? You want more?
  96. 泣いたって何もでないわよ。わたしだって泣きたいわよ
    » I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying.
  97. 投げ出しちゃだめ
    » Don’t throw it out!
  98. べ、べつに好きなわけじゃないんだからね
    » I-It’s not like I like you or anything.
  99. わたしはあなたのことを思っていってるのよ
    » I say this because I care for you.
  100. 最後までよく耐えたわね、こんな私のこと嫌いになった?
    » Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now?
  101. しょうがないわねえ、今回だけよ、許してあげるの、じゃあね
    » You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it?

Tama-nee never fails to bring out my inner M. <3

The first Mousou CD was Oniichan and, as you can probably imagine, features all the trademark little sister lines. Perfect gift for your siscon/lolicon friends.

You can order Oshikari CD and Oniichan CD from Amazon Japan.

OSHIKARI PUNCH!

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80 Responses to The perfect CD for your masochistic self

  1. Aidit says:

    Man,you all are sick…..
    But in the second thought, i think will buy it too XD

  2. _ex_ says:

    this is the reason I think your blog is the best… ;)

  3. Kai says:

    Wow listening to this CD they all aren’t very good except for Shizuka-sama, I guess that’s a pro for you.

  4. USB500 says:

    I want to have my hand on this. Tama-nee is love.

  5. tako says:

    A new CD with Confessions is “available”. It’s only interesting because of Koshimizu Ami (and maybe Nogawa Sakura). Even then it’s not as good as Itou Shizuka telling you off.

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  7. Zizhou says:

    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PWTHZNDB
    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TTVKP351

    One of these is the Oniichan cd, the other is the Oshikari one. Don’t really remember which…sorry. ^^;

  8. Tyciol says:

    Thank you for the translations!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Shizuka Itou = Hinagiku in Hayate no Gotoku, Boota in Gurren Lagann, Rei Hasekura in MariMite, Akiha Tohno in Tsukihime.

  10. Prometheus Rising says:

    “You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields!”

    O_o

  11. Prometheus Rising says:

    omg

    angry tamaki

    now, combine that track with tama-nee’s infamous forehead grips…?

    >=)

  12. Suiseiseki says:

    The Desu cd is better.

  13. kitsura says:

    Amazon Japan express only shipping sucks. Play-asia is a much better place to get CDs now since they provide free shipping.

  14. Skull_Commander says:

    Found out the alternative page for that CD (and also other Voice CD)

    http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/search.html?type=AC&restrict=ALL&strict=&word=Voice+CD

    This site is actually the sister site of Neowing and it’s caters non-Japanese speaking customers.

  15. Nanotard says:

    yay! i bought the CD… onli Ito Shizuka and Sakurai Harumi’s ones sound real though… the rest sound fake and well… un-tsundere

  16. Nanotard says:

    ok… not fake… just not tsundere… Tama-nee’s voice is lik… gives me good vibes

  17. damrod says:

    it would be nice to have this in english instead of japanese (A)

  18. running_sushi says:

    Whooh, I just listened to this a second time after I spend 2 months in Japan with my girlfriend, soo funny, I remember she used at least 50% of the stuff mentioned here too (^_^) … I must have been a real bad guy …

  19. Soporoa says:

    Could you kindly post in Romaji tran-literated version of Oshikari and Oniichan. Very good compilations,Thnaks.

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  21. LSB says:

    Sounds like my girlfriend.

  22. Anon says:

    This looks awesome and I must have one. One thing I’d like more than this though would be a simillar CD with only Kugimiya Rie.

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  24. V says:

    I wonder… which other kinds of those voice CDs could be there, besides of this scolding one, and the desu one? It’s interesting, and fun :P

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  26. Sen says:

    Dear sacred humanity. What is this I don’t even…

  27. JuliaPyon says:

    Does anyone know where I could get these lines in Romaji?

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  30. The day was a boring shit, the much praised album – a stinky pile of cheese, and the girl was just not sexy. Following this series of unfortunate events, TVtropers Anonymous presents: an extensively sarcastic (with a subtle tinge of heartwarming) Reply Blues for the lovers of “Take That” vibes and just any poor, tormented souls who let their curiosity take the better of them while exploring the TVTROPES “Tsundere” analysis page. Yarr, me mateys!

    1.Alright, let’s begin. Please accept my feelings, okay? =>
    Rest assured, I fully accept your pure, unrivalled, unconditional… hatred!
    2.Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! =>
    Rule of three, I guess?
    3.How should I know that? =>
    I dunno, girl logic and stuff?
    4.That’s enough. I don’t know you anymore. =>
    Any more than what?
    5.I give up! And to think that I trusted you! =>
    Okay, then don’t think about it, what’s the problem?
    6.I’ll never forgive you! I won’t ever forget this! =>
    I would say I’m sorry… but I’m not.
    7.I’m sick of this. =>
    Not feeling well today? Well, you could try taking a medicine…
    8.Stop that nonsense! =>
    But it’s fun nonsense!
    9.Are you stupid!? =>
    Yes, except no.
    10.I hate brats. =>
    Me too, amiga. Me too.
    11.What a weirdo, unbelievable. =>
    Indeed, truth is often stranger than fiction!
    12.Disgusting… =>
    Would that be your usual reaction to my close proximity?
    13.Yuck~ =>
    Hm. That wasn’t particularly informative, y’know.
    14.Keep crawling on the ground for the rest of your life. =>
    It’s not crawling, woman! It’s, like, slowly moving toward a distant objective in a cautiously crouched position – just like that!
    15.I never knew you were such a person. =>
    Looks like I have some hidden depths, don’t I?
    16.I’m sick of you, just die. =>
    Great. Now you have this “me-phobia”, too!
    17.Look at what you’ve done! I can’t believe this. =>
    You can’t? What a relief! Finally, someone who doesn’t blame me!
    18.I hate you! =>
    Thanks… I guess.
    19.You idiot! =>
    No need to state the obvious.
    20.Is there something wrong with your head? =>
    Yep. My haircut is a total mess.
    21.If you can’t comprehend my words, how about I tell it to your body? =>
    No! I’m not ready for this degree of intimacy just yet!!!
    22.Don’t make me hit you, I’ll make sure it hurts. =>
    All pain is numb if to a broken heart compared. Wait, what the hell did I just say?
    23.Hey! How long do you plan to keep sleeping? I’m going to kick you if you don’t wake up now! =>
    Hmmm… Hello beautiful! Are you a dream, too?
    24.Moron. =>
    And that’s an understatement!
    25.Hey, don’t do that. =>
    Don’t do what, precisely?
    26.There’s no remedy for stupidity. =>
    Except even greater stupidity!
    27.I warned you before, don’t come close to me! =>
    I don’t! It’s just that the room is small! Also, kind of stuffy.
    28.I don’t want to see your face. Don’t talk to me ever again. =>
    Okay! I’ll turn around and communicate non-verbally!
    29.You are 100 years too early to speak to me. =>
    Guess that old time machine must be royally screwed, hey.
    30.Jeez, I’m getting angry now. =>
    Warn me when you detonate! I’ll hide under the bed!
    31.Love and hate are two sides of the same paper. Please remember my words, okay? =>
    Should I remember the truth in them, or that it was you who said this?
    32.You are so square! =>
    I’m just a bit edgy, you know, rectangular!
    33.That’s enough, apologize now! =>
    Okay. I’m really, really sorry for being such a magnificent, witty, inspirational, humorous and all-around loveable jerkass!
    34.Why are you such a wimp? =>
    Don’t jump to conclusions now. Maybe I just need some magic love… or a bottle of whiskey!
    35.I was a fool for believing in you all this time. =>
    To err is human. So don’t be too hard on yourself, deal?
    36.I’ll say it as many times as it takes. Don’t do that! =>
    But it’s fun!
    37.No, I am merely giving you a warning. =>
    Like a parking ticket? Yeah, sure!
    38.What insolence! How dare you do that! =>
    At times, I’m quite a daring individual!
    39.Fool! Who do you take me for? =>
    For a girl I lo… for a girl who will kick the hell outta me unless I shut up?
    40.Stop depending on me and do it yourself. =>
    It’s boring, and I’m lazy.
    41.Naughty boys require punishments. =>
    Ow. That came out a bit… wrong, didn’t it?
    42.Don’t you feel remorse for letting down humanity? =>
    No, I feel rightfully proud while doing so!
    43.And to think that I loved you… =>
    You… WHAT.
    44.I really hate you! =>
    Calm down. It’s not like anybody denies that…
    45.*punch* *punch* *punch* =>
    Are you trying to induce bodily harm upon me, or do you just really like my jacket?
    46.Which do you prefer? Hurry up and pick. =>
    Can’t I have both?
    47.Pfft. I’m not going to listen to your anymore. =>
    I’m not much of a talker, so…
    48.You look otaku. =>
    Looks can be deceiving, mind you.
    49.Don’t look at me like that. =>
    Sorry! I was just, you know, distracted by those sexy… curtains! Yep, that’s true!
    50.I won’t forgive you if you do it again. =>
    Agreed. I’ll try something different next time!
    51.You are really hopeless. =>
    Yes, as in “devoid of hope”, lacking aspiration. Why do you even bother with me, that’s what I don’t understand.
    52.You just keep putting on weight. I don’t care anymore. =>
    Thankfully! Fifty push-ups every morning was a bit radical, to be honest.
    53.I am not worrying for you sake, got it? =>
    Yeah, you were just passing by. Got it!
    54.This has reached the point of no return. =>
    You just noticed that?
    55.Quiet, shut up! =>
    Is it “quiet” or “shut up?”
    56.Please don’t come near me ever again. =>
    Ok, I’ll contemplate you from a safe distance. Care to pass the binoculars?
    57.That’s enough, I am not interested. =>
    But… I haven’t even started to suggest anything!
    58.Why don’t you get it? It won’t work no matter how much you try. =>
    What if I try hard enough?
    59.I am too appalled to respond to that. =>
    That was a rhetorical question anyway.
    60.No! You can’t do that! =>
    Who’s going to stop me?
    61.Don’t come close to me, you’re filthy. =>
    No way! I took a bath, like, a day ago?
    62.You are the cause of all this. It’s your responsibility. =>
    It always is.
    63.You, enough with the nonsense. =>
    “Sense” is subjective.
    64.If you think I’ll always be with you, you are mistaken. =>
    I’d never indulge in such foolish optimism: mortality is in the human nature, after all.
    65.You said you could handle it! Coward. =>
    I could! Before things went friggin’ askew, that is…
    66.Don’t turn around until I say it’s okay. =>
    Relax! What’s there to see that I haven’t already seen?
    67.How many times do I have to show you? Even a monkey could’ve done it by now. =>
    Monkeys have a higher muscle performance index, you know!
    68.How many days are you planning to work overnight? Your body is going to collapse. =>
    Who cares? I don’t.
    69.Tired already? I won’t let you off yet. =>
    I’m not tired!!! Don’t you ever… oh, sorry.
    70.I hate you! Don’t let me see your face again! =>
    Wearing a mask comes to mind.
    71.It’s because you always say such things that people treat you like a kid. =>
    Or is it due to people’s failure to treat me seriously that I’m committed to this jolly foolishness?
    72.I don’t want to be associated with you. =>
    Don’t worry! No one in their right mind would ever associate you with me!
    73.You bastard! Don’t destroy our fields! =>
    Some bastard I am, yielding to a girl’s demands.
    74.You are mistaken if you think I’ll always forgive you with a smile. =>
    I never sought forgiveness. Nor compassion. Nor love.
    75.This is revenge for that person! =>
    Just for the record: they totally deserved that!
    76.Special move, Oshikari Punch! Take this! =>
    Ouch, careful! You don’t wanna graze these beauty hands of yours!
    77.Kick! Punch! Chop! Still want more? =>
    No, thanks. I’d rather have a sandwich.
    78.Stop being so frivolous. =>
    Take my word on this: you don’t want the serious me.
    79.No! Not in a million years! =>
    What about a million and one? Because, statistically speaking…
    80.I’m tired of this. I give up. =>
    Whoa! Get out of your trench and wave the white flag!
    81.I don’t get bored when I’m with you. Not in a good way. =>
    Just look: there isn’t a good way of getting bored, agreed? Thus, not getting bored is rendered good automatically!
    82.Just say it, you love being scolded don’t you? =>
    It’s not that I enjoy it, but I don’t particularly mind it either… if it’s you.
    83.It’s scolding time! =>
    Fine! Now, where the hell are my headphones?
    84.If you don’t listen to what I tell you, I won’t like you any more. =>
    And if I tell you that which you won’t listen to, will I like you any less for it?
    85.This is far from being enough to make me happy. =>
    At least it compares to “enough”, somehow.
    86.Ready? I’ll only say it one more time. =>
    Fine, I’ll record it and listen on repeat!
    87.Someday you will incur divine wrath, you scoundrel! =>
    Don’t worry, the Celestial Bureaucracy will screw it up again, mark my words!
    88.You can’t even do this yourself? You are really helpless without me. =>
    I am. You are my only flicker of hope amidst the encroaching darkness. Sometimes I wonder if it leads me to salvation, or lures me further into the bog.
    89.You are the one at fault! =>
    Definitely. So what?
    90.Don’t you understand my feelings? =>
    I’ll throw this back at you: do you fail to comprehend mine?
    91.I’ll tell on you! I’ll tell on you no matter what! =>
    You’re welcome, but beware: in some bizarre ways, I always end up having the moral high ground!
    92.At this rate you’ll never find a girlfriend for the rest of your life. =>
    But this way, I’ll learn to treasure what I already have. Hopefully.
    93.You believe in such things? Are you an idiot? =>
    Let me think… Guess I’m more of a puckish rogue.
    94.So, you came back after all. But I’m not going to forgive you. =>
    What if I ask gently-softly-sweetly-discreetly?
    95.You want more? You want more? You want more? =>
    It’s not me you should ask, but yourself.
    96.I can’t do anything even if you cry. It’s not like I don’t feel like crying. =>
    And I won’t. Mine are the tears unshed, dry eyes while facing despair.
    97.Don’t throw it out! =>
    What’s a mere trinket, a memento? Or does it mean something to you?
    98.I-It’s not like I like you or anything. =>
    It’s not like I suspected as much or something.
    99.I say this because I care for you. =>
    For once, I am speechless.
    100.Looks like you managed to hold on till the end. Do you hate me now? =>
    No way! In fact, I very much don’t hate you! That’s not to say I like you, of course, so don’t get the wrong idea, okay!
    101.You really are hopeless. I’ll forgive you, but just this time got it? =>
    I… thanks. Now, where did we stop? You’re so lovely when you smile…

    THE END

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