WC3 Quotes

Argh, really bored right now, guess I’ll quote WC3 characters. (not really a rant)

[actual quote may vary, I’m basing on my memory here…but the gist is there.]
These funny quotes are what you get when you click on the unit a LOT of times. Usually it will have one to three funny ones hidden amoung the normal ones.

[Mr. Darkness Series] < -my favourite running gag
Demon Hunter: Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled “Pick up the phone, Darkness!”, but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.”
Arthas, Death Knight: Who is this Darkness anyway?
Dreadlord: *ring ring* Hey Darkness, what’s up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don’t have his number.
Tichondrius, Dreadlord: Darkness needs to get DSL…his line is always busy.

[Random stuff]
Dreadlord: *mumbles *And then, after I overthrow this fool *mumbles*… Oh hello! I didn’t know you were there. (2nd favourite quote, just behind Darkness by Demon Hunter. BTW the fool he is referring to is the player of course ;))
Priest: *one breath* Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and [something I can’t make out]. *finish ONE breath* Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use. (another classic)
Sorceress: For the end of the world spell, press Control Alt Delete. (hehe, what if you are playing with a mac?)
Dwarven Mortar Team:
1st Dwarf: We must destroy the dwarves!
2nd Dwark: We ARE the dwarves.
1st Dwarf: Oh.
Another one:
1st Dwarf: And that, is how baby dwarves are made.
2nd Dwarf: Ugh.
Necromancer: I love the dead…frequently. (disturbing eh?)
Crypt Lord (the spider thingy): And they say Blizzard games don’t have bugs.
Blood Elf Engineer: Tower Defence? That will never work… (Tower Defence, the most popular WC3: RoC mod ever)