French Bans E-mail

The term “e-mail” has been banned in French.

LMAO, those crazy french! Anyway I though they are called “Freedom” now?

And now for some CONSPIRACIES!!!
Markov assassination plot. Communist defector killed with poison pellet fired from an umbrella.
and
Anti-Iraq War fomer weapon inspector turns up dead. M15 has no comments. Tony Blair says he didn’t do it.