Religions of the world explained:

Taoism * shit happens

Confucianism * Confucius say, “shit happens”

Buddhism * shit happening is an illusion

Islam * shit happening is the will of Allah

Zen * what is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism * this shit has happened before

Catholicism * if shit happens you deserve it

Judiasm * why does shit always happen to us?

Calvinism * shit happens because you don’t work hard enough

Christian Science * if shit happens, pray and it will go away

Protestantism * let shit happen to someone else

Atheism * shit happens for no reason

Agnosticism * maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t

Hare Krisna * shit happens, shit happens, shit happens

Stoicism * shit happens; I can take it

Jehovah’s Witnesses * let us in and we’ll tell you why shit happens

Rastafarianism * let’s smoke this shit and see what happens

Taken from CyberSlayer.