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Yet another Penny-Arcade gag directed at Infinium-Labs, the maker of the appropriately-named Phantom console…

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2004-02-23&res=l

And the HardOCP article that is going to get them sued:

http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=NTEy

The article did a pretty thorough research on the CEO of Infinium Labs and his many many past failures… which left millions of dollars of debts for his investors.

US ARMY SCRAPS COMMANCHE!!!!@@!#@!$

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/02/23/helicopter.cancel/index.html

WTF?!?!? AFTER TWENTY FRICKING YEARS?!? 6.9 BILLION DOLLARS GO DOWN THE DRAIN!?? SUCH A COOL-LOOKING COPTER GETS CANNED JUST LIKE THAT?!? Oh well, at least there’s still the airborne laser to look forward to…

Patriot PAC-3 suck ass.

http://globalsecurity.org/org/news/2004/040211-duck-cover.htm

Generals needs a new patch to reflect this fault with patriots…

Marines arrive in Haiti.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/02/23/haiti.revolt/index.html

I think the 50 FAST marines could probably destroy the entire rebellion by themselves… lol… (well not really…) They are just there for show, kind of like America’s nuclear arsenal. Hmmmm, I don’t think they even need to actively protect the US embassy, neither the rebels nor Aristide will dare to incur the wrath of US… One bullet hole on the embassy wall and a SEAL team comes knocking at your door.

Pakistan do their own terrorist hunting.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/24/pakistan.alqaeda/index.html

Hmmm… can’t really trust this kind of thing. Countries like Pakistan, India and Israel like to take advantage of this war on terror thing to clean up their own political mess. Like how Israel gave some crappy excuse and bombed Syria…