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DOA Movie Trailer

I just watched the trailer for the movie adaptation of Dead or Alive. It ain’t pretty.

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Sure, DOA isn’t exactly the greatest game ever or anything, but I still have to pay my respect to yet another video game that has fallen victim to Hollywood idiocy. Click to see the rest of the screen caps.

General Advisory: May cause blindness.

Crap
WTF?
More crap
WTF happened to Kasumi?
Even more crap
WTF is this one?
Please, make the suffering stop!
WTF are they using katana?
Oh my god, it burns!
Kill Bill 3? WTF?
Holy shit, I just lost something there!
WTF?
Okay, my eyes are gone.
She’s no Japanese ninja! WTF?
Really.
Looking more and more like Kill Bill! WTF?

I warned you, didn’t I?

37 responses

  1. Wolves Avatar
    Wolves

    o_O wtf… they ain’t even hot.

  2. OnegaiSensei Avatar
    OnegaiSensei

    OmFg!!!! I almost fell off of my chair when I looked at the pics and read the captions. I was laughing so hard, tears started streaming down, so I guess the maker of this thread was right bout me going blind, but I think that this movie would be worth it for the sheer horridity of it would be a laughing stock.

  3. Σ(゚д゚lll)。。。。。。。。 うそ!!! ほんきよ!?
    this more worst than i ever imagine !

  4. Warukyure Avatar
    Warukyure

    Wow if they took a good video games series and turned it into this, I wonder what the Halo movie is going to look like? *shivers* …on the second thought, I dont wanna know…

  5. rofl.

    So sad…

  6. Claude Avatar
    Claude

    i..am left speechless.. (in a bad way of course)

  7. Thought I would check up the site before I sleep…
    I swear I cant sleep now(and even if I can I will have nightmares)..o_O

  8. That was really scary…i shouldn’t have looked but if you like DoA you have to^^

    What the hell did they do to Kasumi…the girls may be cute and all but they don’t fit to be playing the role of any girl from DoA…:(

  9. Haesslich Avatar
    Haesslich

    It looks like they’re keeping the ‘game movies have to be bad, and not at all related to the game they came from’ tradition alive. :P This is like having Halo without SPARTANs, Warthogs, or guns. I never thought anyone would make Street Fighter: The Movie look good… but these guys are well on their way to doing so.

  10. why do i have a feeling that this post is going to be your most popular post ?

    Back to topic, yes those girls definately suck, and that’s from someone who hasn’t played the DOA games :).

  11. 名無し Avatar
    名無し

    Lol, nice comments, DM :D How can Team Ninja let them do this to their baby? But no matter how good looking the girls could have been, I still think Team Ninja should just make a CG movie our of their series instead of a “live action” movie.

  12. OMFG! This is crap!! There’s not even all the chracters + there’s some other characters that aren’t even in the game. And they suck at picking actresses because all of them are all white girls only (NOT EVEN HOT)!!! Not like in the game!!! WTF happened to Lei Fang? They did not even put her in this thing! Why is Ayane a white girl ninja? She’s a Japanese Ninja, NOT WHITE! Just by looking at these screen shots, I coulds tell that this crap is bull shit!!!

  13. ThePanda Avatar
    ThePanda

    That’s it. I’m going on a hunger strike. This is nothing short of a travesty.
    What on EARTH makes them think fans will appreciate this (or do they even care)?

  14. Toshiaki Avatar
    Toshiaki

    テクモ馬鹿わはー

  15. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BOOBIES???
    I WANT THE BOOBIESS!!!!!11!!11ONE!

  16. divStar Avatar
    divStar

    OMFG! This is simply retarded! I heard a lot about it and was really looking forward to it (I saw some screencaps from the place where everything was recorded)… but it looks…. simply… retarded! I have DOA3 and DOA U1&2 on my xbox – this is the most horrible hour in my life concearning the fact that in my opinion DOA rocked the boat (at least on the xbox).
    I hope that the always money-hungry Team Ninja (Tecmo too) die and that their DOA4 will be their disaster. Hopefully they won’t make such a non-sense to their “other baby” – Ninja Gaiden.

  17. なんてこったい・・・さらしるさん?

  18. stinger Avatar
    stinger

    Hey 「」,what’s this MortalKombat?

  19. julesmag87 Avatar
    julesmag87

    To be honest i actually WAS looking forward to the release of this movie having been a long fan of the games…but looking at these pics i am shocked and appauled. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!! they could of at least used japanese actors etc instead of making stupid little hollywood actresses look like their asian…it jus does not and never will work! i will be buyin doa4 for the xbox360 so thats good. but this film nt even worth seeing. sory for my ranting on btw lol. SHOCKED AND APPAULED!

  20. xmuseth Avatar
    xmuseth

    I didn’t think the trailer was that bad. The action should be cool, and I think you all are just feeding off each other’s negativity. Some of these women are established actresses as well, and to make a MOVIE you have to have actresses, not pornstars as the dimensions of the game would require for true realism.

  21. ninja4hire Avatar
    ninja4hire

    You guys are all fucking retards, burn in hell!!!!

  22. xmuseth Avatar
    xmuseth

    Behold the intelligence of ninja4hire. Isn’t the web great?

  23. Hitomi Avatar
    Hitomi

    That’s horrible!!They don’t look like the DOA-characters!And they have no b00bies.It’s like kill bill…wait, it isn’t like kill bill.Kill bill is cool, that is SCHEIßE!!!

  24. winsonkoh Avatar
    winsonkoh

    WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS MOVIE? DOA? MY DICK! :(

  25. Alpzgm Avatar
    Alpzgm

    WDF!!!!!!!

  26. OMG What happen 2 the chracters? @,×/$÷!

  27. Purple Avatar
    Purple

    OMG! I just can’t wait till it comes out to get an EXTREMELY GOOD F******* Laugh!

  28. OMG LOL Wow this makes me wish that halo wasen’t coming to movie :/

  29. necrophagous Avatar
    necrophagous

    to *o*
    i have seen the movie and all of the characters (including lei-fang) are in it. now with that said, the movie itself isn’t that great, but i also liked all of the games so i guess i’m a bit bias

  30. J-RadMac Avatar
    J-RadMac

    Hey!! don’t be hateing on Halo – Weta are doing the CG for it, and Weta are http://www.fuckenawesome.com!!!
    Lord of the rings, good
    Kong, good
    The frightners, good
    Heavenly Creatures, good

    The only way it could rule any harder is if Temuera “cook the man some fucken eggs” Morrison is the Master Cheif!!!

  31. well infairness to the creator of the movie i think it rocks! and some of the characters are great and very sedductive like in the game..

  32. Fate/sn/ha Avatar
    Fate/sn/ha

    WOW! Is this like the new Movie Deer Of Antler??!!
    I surely see five animals with some horns-!

    Wooo~~ this is something YOU WILL NEVER FIND IN “Dead Or Alive”!
    Hey! guess what! they are both DOA!! Hahahaha

    F**k this man, what are they trying to pull? God, this is worse than… No…. this is the Worst.

  33. Mr.M@niac'z Avatar
    Mr.M@niac’z

    I just give only one words or comment :

    SUCKS!!!

    WHAT THE FUCK WITH THIS FUCKIN MOVIE????!!!!
    ARE THE FILM MAKER IDIOT OR WHAT???!!!

  34. I gotta agree. An American Ayane ?!

  35. Devin Aoki is Kasumi!! LMFAO!!!!

    CG all the way like that guy said, lol!!!!…..

  36. OMG! this movie rox! i love Kasumi, Helena and Ayane. Ayane`s got cool hair.

    XD

  37. i like all character…..
    awesome….????

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