Ahahahaha

The funniest thing I’ve come across today:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: a fear of long words. (I ain’t kidding)
Oh the irony! The oxymoroness!

And ohohoh!
Cummingtonite (formula: (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2), found in Cummington, MA
Read the name out loud.