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Suzumiya “Hahiru” no Yuuutsu

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The title is NOT a typo.

The Japanese porn industry has finally caught on with the Haruhi craze. Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu will be released on DVD in stores nationwide on 15 Dec for the price of ￥3,990 (tax inclusive). That’s hella cheaper than what Haruhi DVDs go for…

Hahiru
WARNING: FULL VERSION NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Ignoring the explicit depiction of sexual intercourse, the cover design is almost exactly like the limited edition cover design of Yuuutsu Vol.1.

Ah, is there anything that hasn’t been turned into porn by those crazy Japanese? (That’s a rhetorical question BTW)

Continue reading for some work-safe pictures of the promo clip.

Yuri Kousaka (香坂百合) stars as Haruhi Hahiru.

Haruhi
“Ohhhh I’m so horny…”
Hahiru
“Just look at the red stuff coming out of my pantsu.”
Hahiru
“Mmmmm… sausage.”
Hahiru
“Stop eating your bentou and fuck me!”
Hahiru
WTF?

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video either. Please don’t ask me. You can watch it for yourself on the website.

As you can see the promo video has just the right amounts of cock-teasing and WTF-ness to make it work! It’s so brilliant, it’s like a work of art. ;_;

Japan never fails to live up to every expectation.

P.S. Max Factory’s new 1/8 Haruhi PVC figure is so much win.

Haruhi PVC

Hobbystock added it to their catalogue today and they have already stopped taking any more preorders. Getting my hands on one of these will be a bitch.

39 responses

  1. Pear Avatar
    Pear

    About time. Took them long enough though.

  2. Skane Avatar
    Skane

    Thus maintaining the adage that you can find porn of anything on the Internet.

    Narf.

  3. Orochi Avatar
    Orochi

    The promo vid is an exact screen by screen, frame by frame of the Ad for Haruhi DVD featuring Aya Hirano.

    The original can be view here :-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9maSsc24TA

    This said, the Japanese had made pron parodies of everything except of the Holy Mother Virgin Mary. It will be THE DAY if they do so.

  4. Dark Avatar
    Dark

    We so expected this…

  5. tj han Avatar
    tj han

    LETS BUY IT. LOOL.

  6. DarkMirage Avatar
    DarkMirage

    I am seriously considering that possibility, but don’t tell MDA.

  7. Ariadne Avatar
    Ariadne

    I’d watch it.

    (ps: straight girl)

  8. Orochi Avatar
    Orochi

    TMA has done another porn parody of Fate Stay Night earlier this year :-

    http://www.tma.co.jp/page_top/faith_movie/faith.html

    It was pretty good for a laugh. So I expect the attempts of Haruhi to be of the same standard. Worth checking but not worth collecting.

    I expect Kanon to be their next target. Will watch it. Might buy it if they have 祐〇 X あ〇　X　〇雪 3-some.

  9. Veg Avatar
    Veg

    Need oO!

  10. Orochi Avatar
    Orochi

    BTW, Hahiru does not seem to feature Imouto. So this is not a win with me. Will watch it for the humour sake only.

  11. selkirk Avatar
    selkirk

    I’m guessing these are the people that also did the “Rozes Maiden” porn parody.

  12. Bridge Bunny Avatar
    Bridge Bunny

    Is someone regretting placing a pre-order for the bunny suit figure now?

  13. DarkMirage Avatar
    DarkMirage

    Oh Orochi, you silly lolicon. :3

  14. exalt dragon Avatar
    exalt dragon

    o.O wt…H……

  15. DF Avatar
    DF

    1/6 ?! OMG
    ….

    Great place to make a typo …

  16. DarkMirage Avatar
    DarkMirage

    I have… no idea what you speak of. <_<

  17. Tsubaki Avatar
    Tsubaki

    AT LEAST THIS ONE IS BETTER THAN FATE/STAY NIGHT’S ONE. LOL.

    Man, DM if you managed to get it shipped over, I’m so buying it from you. Haha. Provided the MDA doesn’t raid your house for more porn.

    You would kill more fanboys if you told them Aya was on it.

  18. Sherman, the Ramni Avatar
    Sherman, the Ramni

    Why, oh Japan? WHY?
    You just messed with one of my most worshipped series of all time.
    May the wrath of Haruhi burn you to ashes for defiling her holy chastity.

  19. Beowulf Avatar
    Beowulf

    Good God, this is making me throw up.

    I think I’ll check it out when it comes out.

    >>>BTW, Hahiru does not seem to feature Imouto. So this is not a win with me. Will watch it for the humour sake only.

    If they did sneak in an eight year old girl…

  20. waffo Avatar
    waffo

    Er…poor Haruhi. Must be the worst adaptation I’ve ever heard of.

  21. Orochi Avatar
    Orochi

    This is not a first attempt actually :-

    http://www.gakuensai.jp/actress/rika/index.html

    Expect more to come.

  22. kablaq Avatar
    kablaq

    mmm… that haruhi fig looks so awesome…

    too bad you can’t seem to find it anywhere else but hobbystock right now… hopefully hlj gets some so i can get it over here in the u.s….

    and on the subject of “Hahiru” porn: ive got my doujins, kthnxbye

  23. Bridge Bunny Avatar
    Bridge Bunny

    And to think I’ve actually watched the F/SN porn flick…

  24. LianYL Avatar
    LianYL

    Do you call this a erodoujin live-action?

    The Hirano Aya spoof is roflmao. I’m surprised Tsubaki-wai-wai-hirano-aya-frothing-fanboy isn’t offended.

    I wonder how will Mikuru look like.

  25. luminodrake Avatar
    luminodrake

    Imagine some underaged people wanting some Haruhi DVDs and instead stumbling upon this, overlooking the typo…

  26. TiRune Avatar
    TiRune

    Doubt it’ll be with the other DVD’s so it should be quite obvious :p

    Anyways, I send out mails to the major importing website, and they’re all releasing the figures. Sadly enough they didn’t take order per mail though so I’ll be refreshing every 5 minutes.

    My worst fear would be getting Mikuru and Yuki but missing out on Haruhi T_T

  27. jinyamato Avatar
    jinyamato

    lol.. they defiled haruhi .arghhhhhhh

  28. sky9r Avatar
    sky9r

    Yuri Kousaka has a debut album by Moodyz/ISM.

    Interested in the torrent link? Lolz.

  29. Ronin Avatar
    Ronin

    Oh, how the sacred have been deflowered. Seriously, this will be a huge blog post of angst from blow to the fanboys.

    And why are the news on the Haruhi figure and the “Hahiru” porn really on one post? :/

  30. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    I want it T_T

  31. TiRune Avatar
    TiRune

    We’ve got your order! Thank you very much!

    Figure = mine

  32. Skull_Commander Avatar
    Skull_Commander

    WTF???
    Oh my … :lol:

  33. Soran Avatar
    Soran

    BURN THE HERETIC!!!
    KILL THE MUTANT!!!
    PURGE THE UNCLEAN!!!

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  35. Galen Avatar
    Galen

    That simply does not surprise me. But the lack of Haruhi fanboys going ZOMG WTF N00BSAUCE and crying “bloody murder” simply does surprise me. Oh well, I guess the explosion of outraged/overjoyed fanboys has yet to come.

  36. Louis EX Avatar
    Louis EX

    Mmmm..sausage.. :D

  37. h8GWB Avatar
    h8GWB

    If anyone ever mentions China’s tendency for blatant disregard of intellectual copyright, in light of its developing status, I’m just gonna point this shit out to them.

  38. DarkMirage Avatar
    DarkMirage

    Yes, but there is a slight difference in that this arguably has creative value as a parody while Chinese bootlegs are generally just bootlegs.

  39. starglitter Avatar
    starglitter

    wtf?….she doesn’t look like haruhi…>.<…and what’s w/ the promo….XD…..lol

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