Still remember that live action Haruhi porn video? Well, it’s out. It ain’t pretty, but it sure is hilarious. It even has all the important memorable lines from the original!
涼宮ハヒルの憂鬱 (suzumiya hahiru no yuuutsu)
香坂百合 (Yuri Kousaka) as Hahiru.
Click on for more screenshots. Mostly safe for work, I think.
Meet Kyon. WTF?
“There’s something stucked on your face.”
tsun tsun tsun tsun tsun
Yes, this is really (supposed to be) Kyon
And that guy is in high school? How many times did he get retained?
Pssst. That’s Ryouko!
“Here’s the plan: you hold her down while I…”
“watashi wa omoun dakedo…“
Dear Japan: some things only work in anime…
“I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.”
For some reason, there isn’t any sex with “Ryouko”.
Maybe because she’s fugly
“Here’s some porn. Go fap and stop disturbing me.”
That’s Mikuru… I mean “Miruku”.
Miruku Asahina. Got milk?
Totally not loli enough
“Wow. Haruhi porn! Let me click on that torrent.”
As you can probably imagine, this is where Mikuru Miruku gets raped
Pantsu! Pantsu! Pantsu!
Awesome setting, note the fluorescent light tubes
“No one messes around with my sex toy!”
Hollywood-level A++++ SUPER ZOMFG
How the FUCK is this Mikuru Miruku!?
Oh wait, she has proof
…Sealed Dimension. Really
“MOE NANDAYO! PONI- TE-RU GA!!!“
Bad acting, awful casting, crappy budget. But it was funny, sometimes intentionally too. Just enough to make me wonder what an official live action adaptation of Haruhi would be like.
P.S. You can torrent Hahiru from #moe if you dare…