[Insert Anime Title] – Episode [Insert No.]

The Dummy’s Guide to Anime Blogging. (Inspired by bluemist.) Achieve Internet fame in just 23.52 seconds!

[Insert Brief Episode Summary]

Important: Drop vague hints to entice the reader
Optional: Insert the funniest screencap from the episode

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[Insert Continue Reading Button]

[Insert Detailed Episode Summary]

Important: Do not actually summarize; retell the whole episode
Important: Must include spoilers to prove that you have understood the story

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[Insert In-depth Analysis]

Optional: Criticize the bad fansubbing
Important: Above point NOT optional if subbed by Doremi
Optional: Literary analysis
Optional: Relate episode to real-life experiences

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[Insert Fanboy/girl Remarks]

Important: Must include at least ONE character worship
Important: Must include at least ONE picture from danbooru of said character
Optional: Include the use of words like “fap”, “hawt” and “seksi”
Optional: Insult the characters you hate

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[Insert Humorous Remarks]

Optional: Humour
Optional: Link to latest 4chan meme

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[Insert Conclusion]

Important: Insert more screencaps if insufficient
Important: There must be enough screencaps to reproduce the entire episode sans audio if user scrolls down your post fast enough (24 FPS should do it)

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42 Responses to [Insert Anime Title] – Episode [Insert No.]

  1. Burrowowl says:

    Dude, you’re totally right. This was the best episode of [insert anime title] EVAR. [insert character name] was smokin’ HAWT.

  2. kei-clone says:

    [insert kudos at awesomeness][insert random witty comment]

  3. Meisse says:

    Oh man. I lol’d at the last point.

  4. Kurisu says:

    Yeah, the last sentence was great

  5. DarkMirage says:

    Burrowowl: Yeah I wish they release [Insert Character Name]’s [Insert Product] soon. She’s damn seksi!

    kei-clone: LOL.

  6. Danny says:

    har har har >_>

  7. Karko says:

    [Insert Generic Laughter]

  8. Tsubaki says:

    Damn, how can you leak out our Anime Blogging Trade Secrets?

  9. tj han says:

    Ouch, drama queen. You have declared war!

  10. Anaglyph says:

    Looking at my stats, I can safely say that these measures do NOT guarantee internet fame.

  11. DarkMirage says:

    You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P

  12. TL-chan says:

    That is just brilliant.

  13. Anaglyph says:

    “You clearly do not have enough screenshots per post. :P”

    Ah! So that’s the problem. Internet fame here I come.

  14. Daniel says:

    [comment]

  15. Hinano says:

    Haha wtf ? :D I wonder if anyone actually blogs like that…well I can think of a few people…mendokuse!

  16. bluemist says:

    Man, that [insert anime here] looks so good, I’ll check it out [insert specified date]

    Congratulations! You win the internets!

  17. Sherman, the Ramni says:

    LOL.
    That dam template is t3h win.

  18. hayase says:

    [Insert In-depth Analysis] part got the most laughs from me =p

  19. DF says:

    Most important one: Avoid any direct or indirect link to this post.
    That means you should be blogging in Žemaitėška for example.

  20. I_M|elohir says:

    Rofl..cool template. Many internets too you.

  21. Burrowowl says:

    Kei-clone wins. I bow down.

  22. Beowulf says:

    It’s a combination of Memento and AoMM where the first half is Garten’s gig and the second half is jason miao’s gig.

  23. ZmmCool says:

    ” [insert female character name] is tooo hawt in the screenshot [insert screenshot number] !!! She makes me wanna flap her (mother?) !
    And [insert another female character name] is sooo seksi in the screenshot [insert screenshot number] !!!
    Aaaah, I can’t wait next week episode !! ”

    [LoL, XD, WTF, of whatever ~]

  24. ninghua says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Nice one Darkmirage!

  25. omo says:

    the funny thing is, just change the 2×2 screen caps into column of 2-3 photos, add a lot more character worship, and you’ve got a [Insert make]’s [Insert Character Name] [Insert model number] – Figure review.

  26. Os says:

    Ha. Noob. I use SIX screencaps to start it off.

  27. Alafista says:

    haha ~~ that was uber funnie

  28. DarkMirage says:

    Right omo, it’s a versatile template. :3

  29. Kresnik says:

    That’s good one… To think that you could think something like this.. XD

  30. Haha I’m gonna try this next time I do some summary on *insert anime title* xD Cool guide. *insert random prop message*

  31. Kurogane says:

    >>[Insert witty comment from above]

    [Insert witty retort]

    [Insert random new witty comment]

  32. exalt dragon says:

    Well, it works, so what’s so funny?

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  35. Idetrorce says:

    very interesting, but I don’t agree with you
    Idetrorce

  36. nick says:

    KGinlS hi! hice site!

  37. I have read this somewhere, but that one was written in a different style.

  38. jcpenguin says:

    I find your spelling of “humour” and “humorous” interesting and inconsistent.

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